BREAKING NEWS QLD Christmas may be delayed for hundreds of Thousands of Queenslanders, and disrupting the delivery of presents world wide, more particularly in Australia following Santas troublesome practice Run last night through Queenland.
Queensland Government spotted a group of flying reindeers, wearing ' colours ', and immediately deployed all flying government public saftey personell to aprehend the ' Gang ' The reindeers were taken into custody, and will not be able to help Santa, who himself was arrested, for been an accomplice, but released on bail.
The bad news didnt stop there for Santa, as his Multi Million Dollar, Sleigh13, with 3 levels and GPS navigation, and all the bells and whistles you could ever imagine, was also impounded under the Queensland Governments Anti Hoon Laws, and will be impounded for 3 days.
Santa clearly devastated by the Queensland Governments tough new laws, said he is very distraught, but will try to use his ' Rusty Holden Ute ' to continue his run, but even that is looking grim, as Queensland Transport has ordered the Ute go over the ' Pits ' to make sure it roadworthy.
So if your presents arent under the tree in the morning, and you hear bells ringing in the nights following, it possibly is Santa having to deliver presents from a pushbike. Lets just hope he wears his helmet !!.
