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Offline Jeepers Creepers

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I think i've found the little woman the perfect Xmas gift.
« on: December 16, 2013, 05:52:16 PM »
BCF have got some snazzy lures that could easily double as earrings.........
so to hell with the expense, she's getting lures, opps, i mean earrings for Xmas.  >:D

Nothings too good for my little princess.  :angel:
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Re: I think i've found the little woman the perfect Xmas gift.
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2013, 06:02:13 PM »
Make sure you buy some caps for the trebles. They can be a bastard to get out of your neck :)
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Re: I think i've found the little woman the perfect Xmas gift.
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2013, 06:10:32 PM »
Let me know when your funeral is.......  ;D
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Re: I think i've found the little woman the perfect Xmas gift.
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2013, 06:12:58 PM »
Some more to choose from JC
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Re: I think i've found the little woman the perfect Xmas gift.
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2013, 06:37:47 PM »
Dead man walking people :angel:

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Re: I think i've found the little woman the perfect Xmas gift.
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2013, 06:45:37 PM »
Now break out the Toboggin board and go towin " eer Trolling the straights " good chance you might get a double hook up  ;D
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Re: I think i've found the little woman the perfect Xmas gift.
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2013, 07:01:55 PM »
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on December 16, 2013, 05:52:16 PM
Nothings too good for my little princess.  :angel:
Great idea. I just might do the same. Nothings too good for my princess either.  She still hasn't watched (with me) series 1 and 2 of "Justified" that I bought her for her birthday a few weeks ago. ;D
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Re: I think i've found the little woman the perfect Xmas gift.
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2013, 09:35:21 PM »
I got mine a beat up 2nd hand engel. A bit rough around the edges but works like a dream :) .... the fridge, that is :D :p
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Re: I think i've found the little woman the perfect Xmas gift.
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2013, 05:23:54 AM »
I shuddered when I saw the subject line Jeepers, and with good reason too. Hopefully your death will be quick!!
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Re: I think i've found the little woman the perfect Xmas gift.
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2013, 06:51:56 AM »
Having met mrs jeepers I sure she will love them you may get lucky after she gets them  >:D
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Re: I think i've found the little woman the perfect Xmas gift.
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2013, 07:22:56 AM »
Quote from: HEM19X on December 17, 2013, 05:23:54 AM
I shuddered when I saw the subject line Jeepers, and with good reason too. Hopefully your death will be quick!!


X2

Hope your not as bad as you make out.
Mind you I thought about getting my lovely Lady some like Robbo posted as a Booby gift, and then run like hell.!!!

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Re: I think i've found the little woman the perfect Xmas gift.
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2013, 03:29:25 PM »
Quote from: Rusty on December 17, 2013, 06:51:56 AM
Having met mrs jeepers I sure she will love them you may get lucky after she gets them  >:D

I should, i think they'll be a hit and its her birthday on Jan 5th, so i'll go all out and get her something from Gone Bonkers i think, some good bargains there.
She's turning 52, so theres not much she hasn't got. I mean, being married to me, what else is there to be had.
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Re: I think i've found the little woman the perfect Xmas gift.
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2013, 03:59:47 PM »
More darts, bigger lump of fourby two, Ohh and be carefull if you get offered a cup of coffee   ;D
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Re: I think i've found the little woman the perfect Xmas gift.
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2013, 04:16:17 PM »
Came across this too, might go well with the earrings. Whilst the earrings may take the focus off the hail damaged legs, i may as well do my bit...... it is Xmas... afterall.  :angel:

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Re: I think i've found the little woman the perfect Xmas gift.
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2013, 05:15:53 PM »
Rang triple ZERO for you Jeepers, hope you dont bleed out before  they get there LOL ..
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Re: I think i've found the little woman the perfect Xmas gift.
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2013, 09:11:42 AM »
"She" probably is thinking divorce papers would be good  :-* :worthles:
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Re: I think i've found the little woman the perfect Xmas gift.
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2013, 07:27:30 AM »
Quote from: edz on December 17, 2013, 05:15:53 PM
Rang triple ZERO for you Jeepers, hope you dont bleed out before  they get there LOL ..
:cup:

You'd better watch out Jeepers. As the old saying goes, 'there's plenty more fish in the sea', and she might just hook herself a new fish with those snazzy earrings  ;) ;D
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Re: I think i've found the little woman the perfect Xmas gift.
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2013, 07:44:45 AM »
Bugger the funeral When & Where is THE WAKE  ??? ???   :cup: :cheers: :cheers:
                      lf shes buying after he gone it will go for weeks at least  :cup:       :cheers:
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Re: I think i've found the little woman the perfect Xmas gift.
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2013, 08:30:54 AM »
About 30 years ago I tried something similar, buying the "Light of My Life" 2 small iridescent chrome slugs as earrings & a hook/knife sharpener as a "Set of Diamonds" while at a fishing workshop at Jones's Tackle in Brissie.
I'm still in one piece so go for it!
This year she's getting a cover for the spare tyre on her Landie 'coz she's  :cup:
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