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Offline Paul (SA)

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I want to report a crime.....
« on: August 10, 2013, 04:14:27 PM »
Someone has kidnapped the Australian cricket team and replaced them with people who can actually play cricket.... Eng 9/238 after the first day.

This England side are not much chop, but we have made them look the better team so far through this series.

C'mon AUSSIE!!!!!!!

PS On a related topic, here's hoping the Southern Stars give the English a good whacking this week too!
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Re: I want to report a crime.....
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2013, 04:53:01 PM »
For a while I have been a fan of the Southern Stars because they are the only Aussie cricket team that are having a red hot go at it. Good to see the boys having a decent crack at it too now. Though our boys haven't batted yet so will wait and see what happens. Hope they keep up the pressure for the last 2 away and then next 5 tests at home.

And go the Southern Stars!!  :cup:
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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2013, 05:02:20 PM »
Yep I think you are right. As long as our opening batsman can make some runs and stop leaving it up to the bowlers.  At least Warner is opening now instead of Watson hope Warner makes some runs and maybe Maxwell can take Watsons spot off him after his recent batting effort

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I want to report a crime.....
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2013, 05:12:16 PM »
They were good in the first and third tests but completely outplayed in the second. Here's hoping.


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« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2013, 05:28:15 PM »
We haven't batted yet
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« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2013, 05:36:54 PM »
We haven't batted yet

Exactly! Our bowlers have done well this innings, but this series it's been our batsmen who have let us down. Great effort by Lyon (4/42 off 20), but I dread to think what havoc Swann will cause........

So; Anderson out first ball, we bat for 2 full days and declare at 550 plus, then bowl them out ;D ;D Ahhh, the glory days of Aussie cricket!!!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2013, 05:42:16 PM »
We haven't batted yet

Oh ye of little faith  >:D
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« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2013, 05:43:35 PM »
Oh ye of little faith  >:D
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« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2013, 05:43:57 PM »
....So; Anderson out first ball, we bat for 2 full days and declare at 550 plus, then bowl them out ;D ;D ?....
At about this time whilst having your eyes closed & imagining yourself to be lounging about in the SCG coca cola beach with the babes you are woken..&@$ %%# WTF??!! And yes, that's all fantasy just like Peter Pan.

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« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2013, 05:47:53 PM »
At about this time whilst having your eyes closed & imagining yourself to be lounging about in the SCG coca cola beach with the babes you are woken..&@$ %%# WTF??!! And yes, that's all fantasy just like Peter Pan.

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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2013, 05:51:33 PM »
Yeah, sorry about that.  We pinched the team and brought them out here for the children to practice with, but the children keep beating them ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2013, 05:57:21 PM »
We Thank you TJ
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« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2013, 06:06:14 PM »
I hope the kids taught them a few tricks TJ, such as how to play against spin bowlers ;D
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« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2013, 06:42:36 PM »
I hope the kids taught them a few tricks TJ, such as how to play against spin bowlers ;D

With sticks as bats and rocks as balls, I reckon the best play is self defence 8) 8)
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« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2013, 07:30:13 PM »
It's cause Boof's in control. Expect the side to get better and better.
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« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2013, 08:15:06 PM »
So; Anderson out first ball, we bat for 2 full days and declare at 550 plus, then bowl them out ;D ;D Ahhh, the glory days of Aussie cricket!!!!!!

Pretty close so far, Anderson out on the twelfth ball :)

Edit - I spoke too soon Australia 2/ 12 (6.1)  :(
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« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2013, 09:32:23 PM »
Looks like the criminals returned the real Australian Cricket Team.... Well at least the batsmen anyway!
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« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2013, 09:34:47 PM »
We haven't batted yet

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« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2013, 09:36:50 PM »
FFS Australia 3/ 52 (14.0)
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Re: I want to report a crime.....
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2013, 09:43:06 PM »
What was Clark thinking!, I'm off to bed !

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« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2013, 11:56:50 PM »
This crime is worse than I thought...we cannot get the cricket on Radio National, now that is inforgivable, they used to have it on Radio National, all they had was politicians competing with the cattle in how much can be left in the paddock 8) 8) 8)
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« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2013, 12:13:55 AM »
Again not good by the openers when are they going to get some batsman in or should they just pick a full team of bowlers and open with some of them as well

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« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2013, 06:05:25 AM »
Again not good by the openers when are they going to get some batsman in or should they just pick a full team of bowlers and open with some of them as well

Maybe just a team of over 35's.   
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« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2013, 08:12:48 AM »
Chris [Buck] Rogers got a ton, onya mate you waited long enough for it!
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« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2013, 04:42:15 PM »
Yeah, great to see, good on him :cup:
Hope he can add a few more to that tonight.

Its a pity the rest of our batsmen (apart from Watson), failed dismally again >:(
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