Wife is a
sommellier....
somelier....som, bugger it, a fancy name for a bloody wine ponce.
Apparently I'm too heathen to appreciate such a drop.

The post-it labels with "only to be opened on special occasions", "not to be opened" and "hands off" are the ones I am not allowed to touch.
The ones labled "to keep", and best after #*#*" are also off limits.

Apparently anything in a box is fine for me to help myself to........

Wife would throw me out if I bought home a 'box'.
