Author Topic: Hospital Gowns (Read 8410 times)

xcvator · « **on:** July 02, 2013, 06:18:55 PM »

What I have learnt in the last week

These things have never been through any r&d or consolidation, so far in the last 6 days I've ~~worn~~ been covered by 4 different styles
They are strictly for tropical climates only, can you imagine sleeping in a tent with the bl@@dy back door wide open

You've gotta have rubber arms 6 feet long to tie up the back flap ties

and this is the really good part, if you don't roll the bl@@dy thing completly up and on your lap when you take a dump the tags at the back can get covered in sh1t.

and remember you don't have 6 foot log rubber arms so what to do ? Ha, you think, I'll just pull it over my head, easy fixed,sure it is !!!! So as you pull this sh1tty gown over your head you realise that you can feel this cold damp strip up your back and you know instantly what it is, and remember those rubber arms? So now into the shower, bloody hell, the towells haven't been replaced from this morning, damn, hit the call button and wait,so here you are, wet, getting cold but not sh1tty any more

and then comes the good bit, explaining to the nurse why you are in the shower for the 2nd time today and just why do you need a clean gown again

Oh yes, I reeeaaaaly love hospital gowns

baldheadedgit · « **Reply #1 on:** July 02, 2013, 06:22:31 PM »

Geez your a bloody sook....

BHG

xcvator · « **Reply #2 on:** July 02, 2013, 06:24:35 PM »

Quote from: baldheadedgit on July 02, 2013, 06:22:31 PM

Geez your a bloody sook....

BHG

It'll take more than that to get off my list

baldheadedgit · « **Reply #3 on:** July 02, 2013, 06:25:47 PM »

Bet they dont look as good on you as they do on me.

Jeepers Creepers · « **Reply #4 on:** July 02, 2013, 06:27:13 PM »

Get a room, you two.

xcvator · « **Reply #5 on:** July 02, 2013, 06:29:01 PM »

Quote from: baldheadedgit on July 02, 2013, 06:25:47 PM

Bet they dont look as good on you as they do on me.

Photoshopped

baldheadedgit · « **Reply #6 on:** July 02, 2013, 06:29:34 PM »

Sounds like a good idea,, you bring the grog Xcvator

Bird · « **Reply #7 on:** July 02, 2013, 06:29:42 PM »

Brown streak to cover your yella one...

ehsc · « **Reply #8 on:** July 02, 2013, 06:30:24 PM »

I know just what you mean excavator and the paper undies they get you to wear before a opp an't real flash also

ehsc

Jeepers Creepers · « **Reply #9 on:** July 02, 2013, 06:32:18 PM »

Hey BHG,

I see not 1 vase of flowers, no chocolates, no lollies, no fruit.......
good to see no one wants to sit around ya campfire or ya hospital bed.

baldheadedgit · « **Reply #10 on:** July 02, 2013, 06:34:45 PM »

Only you Jeepers,,, only you... no one else would think along them lines..

Brett B · « **Reply #11 on:** July 02, 2013, 07:09:34 PM »

Bloody Gowns
I spent about 3 months in hospital in the end l just wore tracky dacks and t shirt

Paul (SA) · « **Reply #12 on:** July 02, 2013, 07:22:04 PM »

I don't hear Tjupurula complaining.

johnyd · « **Reply #13 on:** July 02, 2013, 10:38:37 PM »

Hurray for hyper-mobile shoulders. I had no problems doing up the backs of mine when I had the appendix out a few months ago. I did put it on back-to-front (open at the front) the first time though. I thought they'd need the front open to slice up me gut, it is where all the scars are so I'm guessing they got rid of it somewhere along the line.

Memem284 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 05, 2013, 07:41:29 PM »

I am a nurse in a colorectal (bowel) surgical ward and I have seen all variations of gowns......and the stuff you can "spill" on them. Wow! It is definitely not dinner conversation!
But, when a patient gets embarrassed by their bodily functions, I tell them "it's all about your bowels here - we wanna know when you pass wind, open you bowels and what it looks like!"
......sometimes I think my previous career owning a pub was easier..........