REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?

[speewa158]

Please keep an updated list of where you are going camping ,,,,,,,,l wont turn up if you lot are there ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,or l might 

[lilstookie]

I take a walk over with my chopping axe and my dog and ask them to keep it down. I have a very strong Scottish accent and a big ridgeback dog and I don't often get any more noise.
However I'm liking all these new devious ideas.......

[edz]

Almost fully crimped fuel line up near the diff works a treat too, usally allows them to drive up to about 60 k an hour before it starves the engine, power loss / surging = slow trip home or tilt tray  to a mechanic to look at it for $85 hr + parts  till he finds the problem ..usually by then he's done filters, fuel pumps, computers, sensors, injectors etc etc ...... Now that was a nice holiday $ surprise for them .
So how much did they tick you off ?

[Foo]

I like to payback with interest! 

Foo

[berlitza]

the ultimate of the ultimate is grab yaself a few tins of surströmming? and packet of water balloons  use the brine and mash up the beautifully scented fishies, partially half fill the water balloons  very very carefully with the mashed up contents of this beautiful combination of pure evil  then very carefully aim and fire at your chosen victims. four years later and it still gives me massive amounts of satisfaction along with a huge cheesy smile.

If you do go this route wear double gloves and a decent nasal mask and only open the tins in a well vented area

[Garfish]

My fav no damage revenge would be to

cable tie all the zips together whilst they sleep,

Cheers
Evo

We did this to my brother when we went to moreton for his bucks weekend

[baldheadedgit]

Wtf are you lot on about....you all been on the suds tonight

[berlitza]

another great one is to buy some mad dog 357 or any other chilli extract find the guys jeans and using a very liberal amount of extract dab the fly of the  jeans, I will guarantee he wont walk upright for a month, although you may have a bit to answer for if you get sprung while creeping around inside a strangers tent, but it does work well on brother inlaws that wont do Shit for anyone else  unless there is something in it for them ( most of us have one of those, and if you carnt think of who it is then its probably you) , Im always looking for new friends btw