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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2013, 12:07:44 AM »
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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2013, 01:12:12 AM »
I like to service my chainsaw in the cool of an early morning >:D

I have done just that as well. We were at Newnes in the Blue Mountains. I thought it a great time to tune the saw at 7am.

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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2013, 05:07:09 AM »
having been on the receiving  end of this one..........get Bullfrog & Hairs to set up each side of them. its like trying to get to sleep next to a rail shunting yard  ;D

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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #28 on: January 27, 2013, 05:28:03 AM »
Drunks that go to bed at 5am will sleep threw a lot of noise.

Take a handful of bait, carefully lift a tent corner close to their cooking area and wedge bait underneath. Do this in as many spots as you are able.

When drunks rise from bed, they feel a tad seedy......
The smell of bait going off may take a while, but drunks being drunks, it will catch up with them sooner or later.

A trail of sugar from an ants nest to the tent works a treat.

Tie a dead fish to the exhaust of their car up near the engine.

I have tied a coke can to a tailshaft, bur i think the ziptie post would work better, as much harder to spot.
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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2013, 05:48:12 AM »
just a note on the windscreen on their car explaining explaining why you have and what you just added to their fuel tank may not get them home but will cause severe engine damage.
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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #30 on: January 27, 2013, 06:23:02 AM »
Banjo Music at breaky time , then Chad Morgan sing along , Oh its getting better as it goes along  :cheers:
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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #31 on: January 27, 2013, 09:47:36 AM »
Haven't done it myself, but while working in a camp at Olympic Dam (Very hot), heard about this one.

Someone would get a container of baked beans, and early in the morning, throw the contents across the tin roof of one of the guys on nightshift.
With the heat, the baked beans would bake to the roof, with the local crows picking them off for the rest of the day.

The sound of 1/2 dozen beaks hitting a tin roof all day would drive anyone mental I rekon.

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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #32 on: January 27, 2013, 12:30:27 PM »
A hose up the tailpipe, pour half a litre of diesel into the rear muffler.  once the car warms up it'll blow thick white smoke for a week, I mean thick!!  Won't hurt anything but the police and EPA will have a field day.
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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #33 on: January 27, 2013, 02:47:51 PM »
Some one ties around the zips on the tent.......
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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #34 on: January 27, 2013, 03:35:56 PM »
If you are going to exact revenge then I would make sure I left the area immediately.  Someone took revenge on my son and his friends (obviously didn't like being camped next to teenagers - and yes they probably were annoying) but the silly person left their tent there while they went away.  Their revenge on him -------  took all his tent poles and left very quickly. 
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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #35 on: January 27, 2013, 03:41:14 PM »


I'm all for yelling STFU at the top of my lungs, but the BF isn't so keen on it.

I second the sugar in the petrol tank for thieves as I've done this myself and it works a treat EVENTUALLY   ;D   ... I'm all for the sugar trail from the ants nest (in this case it's going to have to premium mince from the meat ants nest) ...  I can do the dog Shit under the car handles as I have dogs and ample amounts of Shit.

Why put a zip tie on a tail pipe though?  What does that do exactly?

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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #36 on: January 27, 2013, 04:05:21 PM »
"tail shaft", the driveshaft to connect the gearbox to da diff to go forward
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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #37 on: January 27, 2013, 04:05:31 PM »
Not on the tail pipe Kit, On the tail SHAFT. As the tail shaft rotates the end of the cable tie slaps onto the floorpan creating a really odd sound. If placed in the right spot, it can be a pain to find.

Im very much on the practical / No damage side of the fence, but I have met some absolute despicable people the last few years who caused damage to MY belongings whilst under the influence.

My fav no damage revenge would be to

cable tie all the zips together whilst they sleep,
Throw a bag of icing sugar over the car and tent,
carefully drop some SMELLY fish oil down the air intake for the air con,
remove pegs from said tent and place them in a pile on the side, (the more wind the better)
slightly loosen the valves on all tyres
small hose clamp and peg, clamp peg over rubber fuel line.

Damage side,
expanda foam with hose to reach into muffler,
super glue into key locks on the car (appropriate when they key your car)


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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #38 on: January 27, 2013, 04:41:28 PM »


Arh Okay thanks.   ;D

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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #39 on: January 27, 2013, 04:44:52 PM »

Arh Okay thanks.   ;D

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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #40 on: January 27, 2013, 04:46:14 PM »
i shall slip around one afternoon and install one for you Kat. be back in a month or so,after the free trial is over  :-*

Hey Thanks so much ... careful driving up this way though ...  ;D  :-*

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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #41 on: January 27, 2013, 04:52:52 PM »
I'd be interested in seeing MARKGU being careful in driving up with no car!!!  ;D >:D >:D

Isn't this how the whole thread started????  :cup:

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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #42 on: January 27, 2013, 04:54:03 PM »


No ... that was the other thread.  You lot just keep following me around!

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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #43 on: January 27, 2013, 04:56:21 PM »
I'd be interested in seeing MARKGU being careful in driving up with no car!!!  ;D >:D >:D

Isn't this how the whole thread started????  :cup:

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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #44 on: January 27, 2013, 05:02:35 PM »
Man im confused. I really should pay a little more attention. But at least everyone knew what I was on about............ :cup:

Although no Idea what the "bathplug" is about???

Call me slow,
Call me Joe,
Just goes to show,
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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #45 on: January 27, 2013, 05:07:10 PM »
Man im confused. I really should pay a little more attention. But at least everyone knew what I was on about............ :cup:

Although no Idea what the "bathplug" is about???

Call me slow,
Call me Joe,
Just goes to show,
I really don't know!

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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #46 on: January 27, 2013, 06:47:33 PM »
Lol
Kinda embarrassing in that im still not sure. Think im either a generation in front or behind that one......

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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #47 on: January 27, 2013, 06:51:26 PM »


PM sent Evo ... that means I've sent you the translation of the above via private message.   ;D

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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #48 on: January 27, 2013, 07:01:50 PM »
Thanks again Kit,
Now All I have to say to Mark is.............. LOL ;D

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Re: REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?
« Reply #49 on: January 27, 2013, 07:06:15 PM »
Thanks again Kit,
Now All I have to say to Mark is.............. LOL ;D

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