a few years ago, i was in a back yard with a bloke aand his wife when a brownie was spotted.
This old bloke spots it and proceeds to off after it with his walking cane,
he must have took about 20 or more whacks at it and the snake is ducking and weaving and doing a pretty good job of it too. As i was about to say, "i think he's getting cranky...."
Whooshka, one brown snake, straight to the ankle.
Then the od bloke starts yelling at the snake, his wife and me....... The bastards bitten me...
I just looked him in the eye and said, if ya tried hitting me that many times and missed, i'd have a go at ya as well.
The ol guys going right off still, so i pulled his sock back where the snake bit him, to find it only got his sock anyway.
By now, his wife is going off, he's gunna die, he's gunna die.
I said, don't spend the insurance money just yet, the snake missed, it was just the sock he got and then i started laughing.
I never got that job either.... mongrols....