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Offline chillipepperz

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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #50 on: October 19, 2012, 08:58:24 PM »
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on October 19, 2012, 07:23:38 PM
Stuff me sideways, i wish women would leave things alone for once.

Got home today and wantrd to dress the blades on the big ride-on mower, so grab the angle grinder with the flap disc on it and yep, you guessed it, its worn out and rooted.  >:(

Seems Mrs. Creepers been doing her toe nails with it again, which i don't mind, but don't put it back with a buggered disc.

Do ya toenails, fit a new flap disc and then, and only then, put the angle grinder away.

The upside is, her toe nails do look nice now, she slapped a bit of house paint on 'ém and she looks kinder sexy now.

Starting to sound like Ruthy now Jeepers!  :D
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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #51 on: October 21, 2012, 05:41:32 AM »
The ol girl went to the doctor yesterday about her eye.

She's got a lazy eye, but now its spread to her whole body.

The lazy eye makes it fun to talk to her though, one eye looks at your while the other one spins around like a little dodgem car on steroids.
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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #52 on: October 21, 2012, 06:03:49 AM »
  Your just an old romantic JC! Make it dam hard for us average blokes!  :cheers: Phil
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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #53 on: October 24, 2012, 06:43:03 PM »
Bloody women......

Just got yelled at for putting a petrol soaked rag through the washing machine.

How else are you supposed to get the f*@+ing thing clean..... and she had the hide to call me a dickhead....how rude.
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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #54 on: October 25, 2012, 05:17:47 AM »
My wife calls both my stepson and me dickhead, we never know who she is calling.


Why is it things never work both ways with women?


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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #55 on: October 25, 2012, 07:22:55 AM »
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’

I said, ‘Dust.’

And then the fight started…

ahhh I dunno.....
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Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #56 on: October 25, 2012, 07:33:06 AM »
Quote from: Mallory Black on October 25, 2012, 07:22:55 AM
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’

I said, ‘Dust.’

And then the fight started…

ahhh I dunno.....
Dem dair is fightin words :):)
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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #57 on: October 25, 2012, 10:55:36 AM »
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on October 24, 2012, 06:43:03 PM
Just got yelled at for putting a petrol soaked rag through the washing machine.

And then she goes and uses your best tenon saw to prune some tree branches??

"Why didn't you use the bush saw?"

"Its got big, nasty teeth!"

Grrrr!

Gota love'em though.

cheers
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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #58 on: October 25, 2012, 12:50:28 PM »

I'd reckon this thread is the reason I am still single (as such) and live alone.  Too much nit picking for me.   ;D

Some advise from my mother:  Don't sweat the small stuff ... don't hold a grudge ... remember only the times of joy ... and you'll have a successful relationship.  She should know ... they've been married 43 years.

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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #59 on: October 25, 2012, 03:19:54 PM »
I've been married for 24 years..... Just not all to the same person.... BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Oh bugger, just wet myself..... :-[
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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #60 on: October 25, 2012, 05:17:36 PM »
I have been married 37 years next month and I still have not worked them out. When you think you are getting there they just shift the goal posts, so you have to start again. ???
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« Reply #61 on: October 25, 2012, 07:09:30 PM »
I'll say it again, "If it has Tits or Wheels it will give you trouble" :cheers:

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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #62 on: October 25, 2012, 07:10:29 PM »
Actually I am the luckiest person in the world. I have the most wonderful wife and I just worship the ground she walks on.  Just love her so much.

Yes, she does read what I post.....  ;D


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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #63 on: October 25, 2012, 07:16:33 PM »
Quote from: krisandkev on October 25, 2012, 07:10:29 PM
Actually I am the luckiest person in the world. I have the most wonderful wife and I just worship the ground she walks on.  Just love her so much.

Yes, she does read what I post.....   >:D


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You suckjob  >:D
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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #64 on: October 25, 2012, 07:29:50 PM »
Quote from: krisandkev on October 25, 2012, 07:10:29 PM
Actually I am the luckiest person in the world. I have the most wonderful wife and I just worship the ground she walks on.  Just love her so much.

Yes, she does read what I post.....  ;D


Kevin

Lucky Woman!  I'm certainly jealous.

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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #65 on: October 25, 2012, 07:56:06 PM »
have been watching this thread, and meer male page from the womens weekly years ago comes to mind, but have a grin from ear to ear, gosh it is good to see the love...... :)
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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #66 on: October 25, 2012, 08:20:59 PM »
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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #67 on: October 25, 2012, 08:24:37 PM »
Quote from: Black Diamond on October 25, 2012, 07:09:30 PM
I'll say it again, "If it has Tits or Wheels it will give you trouble" :cheers:

BD
I had a girlfriend once who had massive tits, she would constantly complain that  a talked behind her back I said "honey but your in a wheel chair" :cheers:
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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #68 on: October 25, 2012, 10:07:39 PM »
Quote from: krisandkev on October 25, 2012, 07:10:29 PM
Actually I am the luckiest person in the world. I have the most wonderful wife and I just worship the ground she walks on.  Just love her so much.

Yes, she does read what I post.....  ;D


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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #69 on: October 26, 2012, 04:10:47 AM »
l am not going to read any of this as l can get into troble all by meself . hard to belive but true  :cheers:
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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #70 on: November 04, 2012, 10:34:49 AM »
The wife says today, seeing as the weathers turned to crap as far as boating goes, i'll do what ever you want to cheer you up.

So now she's cleaning the BBQ for me, and i might add, she's doing a pretty good job of it too. :cup:

Hope she doesn't take too long though, i'd love a good coffee before i road test some lime fusion beer she bought yesterday and the beers aren't going to get in a stubbie holder all by themselves.

I don't know why anyone puts lime in beer, seems a bit strange to me.

Oh well, looks like i'm gunna have to make my own coffee at this rate..... bloody women....
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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #71 on: November 04, 2012, 11:59:53 AM »
gee jeepers... you are game....
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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #72 on: November 04, 2012, 06:00:24 PM »
Jeepers now I know there is another the same as me, always in the shat with the wife.

Just did it again, Don't know what it was though.



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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #73 on: November 04, 2012, 06:40:00 PM »
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on November 04, 2012, 10:34:49 AM
So now she's cleaning the BBQ for me, and i might add, she's doing a pretty good job of it too. :cup:

As I recall, the Blokes Hand Book states that BBQ's are Men's Business ... you slacking off again Jeepers?

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Re: Women, they're never happy.
« Reply #74 on: November 04, 2012, 07:49:22 PM »
Quote from: Kit_e_kat9 on November 04, 2012, 06:40:00 PM
As I recall, the Blokes Hand Book states that BBQ's are Men's Business ... you slacking off again Jeepers?

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