One of two things, it floated in during a flood. (Its a poly trailer, you tell by the shape)
Or, its an alien thing. Just in case it is an alien thing, i'm off to make a foil hat and stuff my arse with KY cream.
If i'm getting anal probed, its not gunna happen dry. (Oh, unless they bought me a drink first, then we could talk about it)
Babe, get the alfoil, them little green bastrads are coming.......