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Offline Jeepers Creepers

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Stand and deliever.
« on: August 03, 2012, 04:26:08 PM »
A litttle old lady is walking down the street dragging two very large gabbage bags.
One was ripped, and now and again, a $20.00 note would fall out on the footpath.

Noticing this, the local Policeman stops her and says.... "Ma'ám, there are $20.00 notes falling out of that bag."

"Oh really? Bugger it", said the little old lady, "i'd better go and pick them up then, shouldn't i"

"Well now, not so fast", said the cop. "Where the did you get all that cash from?"

"Well, my back yard backs onto the golf course and a lot of golfers come and pee through a large knot hole in my back fence.
It use to tick me right off too, but then i thought, why not make the best of it?
So now, I wait by the knot hole with my hedge trimmers and everytime some sticks his Mr. Wobbly through the hole, i grab it and say, GIVE ME $20.00 OR I'LL CUT IT OFF.

"Hmmm, that seems fair" said the cop, "but i have to ask, whats in the second bag"?

The little old lady, putting her best little frail smile says, "Well you know, not everyone pays"  >:D
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Re: Stand and deliever.
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2012, 10:10:31 AM »
there are some sick bickys out there >:D
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Re: Stand and deliever.
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2012, 11:09:43 AM »
The cash in a bank reminds me of a mates old man who had a large sheep property out past Boorowa. 

Sells up when he retires and has enough money to buy his 3 kids a house each in Canberra.  Goes to the real estate office and finds the three houses and says he would be back the next day.

Turns up with cash for each in a separate woollies shopping bag to 'buy' them.   :cup:

My alternative to cheap import trailers;

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