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Offline Jeepers Creepers

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I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« on: July 03, 2012, 05:38:49 AM »
I was having a great night last night at our local dance club.
They played The Twist so I Twisted like Chubby Checker.
They played Jump by Van Halen so I jumped like rabbit on speed.
Then they played Come On Eileen.
I've been banned for life. ???
« Last Edit: July 03, 2012, 07:19:35 AM by Jeepers Creepers »
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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2012, 06:26:17 AM »
LMFAO
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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2012, 06:32:56 AM »
You deserve the ban.! poor Eileen........ :cup: ;D



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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2012, 07:11:21 AM »
Your a very funny man ;D
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I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2012, 07:35:47 AM »
Very good. Gave me a smile on this otherwise work filled Tuesday Morning. Nice
Cheers
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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2012, 07:47:05 AM »
Very funny...
By the way "Where did you get those Peepers"

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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2012, 12:26:59 PM »
I live on the Fraser Coast.....that wouldn't get you banned! :D
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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2012, 01:20:23 PM »
I knew a one legged girl, her name was Eileen
She had a pet snake, she called him Russell
She also had a couple of dogs, one was called Timex the other was called Rolex, they were watchdogs
She had a boyfriend, his name was Phillip McKrevis

I'll stop now........
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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2012, 01:25:24 PM »
just read that to my work mates we all cracked up
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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2012, 02:51:07 PM »
Lmfao  :cup: :cup:That's gold
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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2012, 07:09:23 PM »
Thats gold  :cheers:
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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2012, 07:27:32 PM »
That's fantastic, even made my missus smile  ;D and that not easy ATM
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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2012, 07:42:19 PM »
What a coincidence, i took the wife to a disco on the weekend also.
There was a guy on the dance floor giving it everything he had.....breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works.
My wife turned to me and said..."see that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and i turned him down."
I said..."looks like he's still bloody celebrating!!!".
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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2012, 07:45:23 PM »
I knew a one legged girl, her name was Eileen

Did you hear she got the leg fixed and had to change her name to Noleen  ;D
She had an asian friend with one leg, her name was Irene  ???
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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2012, 09:22:28 PM »
Lol :D
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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2012, 09:37:02 PM »
Quote from: Strider on July 03, 2012, 12:26:59 PM
I live on the Fraser Coast.....that wouldn't get you banned! :D

Yep.

Played "Eileen" 14 times straight on the jukebox in the Rainbow Pub one night.

Jeez, thats nearly 30 years ago.

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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2012, 09:46:28 PM »
Well I walked up behind my Mrs the other day and stood there admiring her when all of a sudden she bent over to pick something off the bottom shelf.
Well I could not contain myself and just had to give it to her right there and then.
While we were going for it I got a tap on the shoulder. Surprised I stopped to look who it was.








The manager of the supermarket we were at kicked us out saying it was not appropriate behavior and we were not welcomed there anymore!

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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2012, 10:04:00 PM »
can we please maintain the G rating  :police:
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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2012, 10:31:59 PM »
:cup: Gold
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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2012, 11:57:25 PM »
Call me a prude if you want, but this is getting a bit close to the edge when it comes to decency in a family orientated site.
Tjupurula

My apologies for this post....I should have realised some people simply cannot help themselves.
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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2012, 06:48:50 AM »
Quote from: Tjupurula on July 03, 2012, 11:57:25 PM
Call me a prude if you want, but this is getting a bit close to the edge when it comes to decency in a family orientated site.
Tjupurula

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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #21 on: July 04, 2012, 03:41:37 PM »
Quote from: Tjupurula on July 03, 2012, 11:57:25 PM
Call me a prude if you want, but this is getting a bit close to the edge when it comes to decency in a family orientated site.
Tjupurula

PRUDE !
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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2012, 06:39:40 PM »
A bloke is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells "Don't enter that church you daft clown, it's a trap!!!"
His wife asks him "What are you watching?"
Husband replies "Our wedding video"
 >:D >:D >:D



Geez it's hard work cleaning the swearing out of these jokes up to put on the forum...lol
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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2012, 12:13:55 AM »
 :cup:
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Re: I got banned last night from our local dance club.
« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2012, 07:39:37 AM »
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