Joolia is the PM for the battlers and Swan thinks he is Robin Hood
Yes, but when there is nobody left to go through sherwood forest because they're broke or went elsewhere, what then?
The peasants will be greater in numbers, pregnant, hungry, lazy and her majesty will have no more mead and chickens to throw to them?
Robin hood will be tired and probably sick of being the only one working (albeit illegally and dishonestly - but it is politics so its ok to lie and cheat)
What will the have nots do then???
Oh woe is the day when one has to rise to the sun and toil in the fields to get food for the wenches and children.
Oh heavens above, we will have to hold a meeting on what to do.
Perhaps somewhere safe, like redhill. Lets call it a
junket free lunch training exercise consultation conference.
We will gather, drink the reserves, baste the beasts and discuss perhaps for a minute whos fault it is. Lay the blame, shout and scream, promise to whip them, then rise to the next day.
A peasant can guide the steeds back to capitol hill where we can show victory and triumph over our achievement.
(Please fret nay - Oh wise ones.....By the time anyone realises we just got pissed and talked crapola at their expense, we will have devised some rebate to throw some corn into their haysacks and hold them till we triumph again at the next election with promises of future glory)
Now kiddies off to bed, and I'll go take my medication.
Sleep well, it could be worse, and trust me, shes trying to make it so.