The Speewa Syndrome

[xcvator]

I know I'm new to this forum, and that I have only met 1 other ( sorry 2, but 1's a lurker ) member up untill now, but  was thinking about maybe going to the meeting in July that speewa is organising.
However a very disturbing trend seems to appearing from members that have had the fortunate ? experience of meeting with him  so I really need some honest  and unbiased help and opinions from people that have come into contact with said "speewa" 

Examples,  people seem to have a drinking problem when he's around,but it's his fault or their reading ability seems to fade, so can you enlighten please ? He sounds like an experienced camper, so should I trust his camp site selection with regard to bush fires or flooding etc 

Please note I am NOT starting a flame war, being derog, beeng derogatrii , damn grunge hemitage, hermitage, blasted speelchekers gone pht,g'nite

[baldheadedgit]

May your God have mercy on your soul.................. and good luck

BHG

[xcvator]

Should I take some "water of life" to be blessed with ?

[speewa158]

Good point xcavator l don't trust Speewas shadow always standing back or following just behind him as he goes to the Engal yet again .
Theres only 1 way to find out . Have a go . 
Dont worry the floods put out the last smoldering embers of the bushfires , most of the mud should be hard enough to only sink in to your waist if your really tall . Bring extra grog in case we get in to difficalties 

[GeoffA]

Not "The Speewa Syndrome", more like "The Speewa Experience"...........

I'm disappointed that we can't be there.

 
Geoff

[GU_Thomo]

The one thing i can guarantee is that it will be a very 'interesting' experience!!!!

Cheers
Parry

[JCOJ]

The first time I met Speewa was at the National Meet, within half an hour I had a headache - not from drinking but from laughing so much!!

An absolute top guy and if I had any chance on going on any trip he has organised I'd be there.

[HEM19X]

Speewa's alter ego, Jamie is a lovely bloke [that's $50 you owe me mate]. He loves a beer [if you can call VB in a can, beer] but there are 2 rules.

1. Never believe what he tells you.

2. If in doub't, refer to rule 1.

As John says, a top bloke, but your ribs will hurt at the end of it!

[singo-26]

If you are really worried take a dog with a tartan coat. He reckons he is scared for life after the savage licking my pup gave him.

[speewa158]

Sorry to disapoint . 1 & all but l cant afford to pay for any more compliments as l spent it all on grog . Feel free to just go on as you were 

[briann532]

For those who are planning on attending, is there a "speewa speak"course one can do to understand him??? 

[speewa158]

can l sit in on that , up the back row will do 

[Black Diamond]

He is a good man don't worry about that, he just has a drinking problem

[baldheadedgit]

He is a good man don't worry about that, he just has a drinking problem

  I was told i he does not have a problem? "Gets drunk, fall's down, no problem."


BHG

[speewa158]

Black Diamond is only a tippler not like some around here 

[xcvator]

My main worry was that every one around or near speewa seemed to have a drinking problem.
The problem seemed to be that they had nothing left to drink after being in the company of the said speewa for any length of time.    I don't know about others, but to me that is a major concern, what happens to the grog, is any particular grog less prone to disappearing than others. Does this disappearance have anything to do with understanding of the written words of the said speewa ?  .ie the more that disappears the easier the writing to understand 
Would a high tensile steel cable locked around the fridge reduce or eliminate this grog disapprearance 
cheers keith

[speewa158]

Keith your spot on the money , ,, l think , if only we could understand what all that siad . Do you write for insurence companys or pollys . . Anyhow are you in or a lerker . There  will be others to create a crowd if your shy , go on it might be fun 
can somebody bring a cordless angle grinder with a silencer 

[Wandering Tassie]

As others have said Speewa is a top bloke with plenty of stories.
Just go to the camp and enjoy, just get a camp site at the other end of the camp ground, he snores

Trevor

[outback jack]

what you see is what you get 

[Kit_e_kat9]

what you see is what you get 

Looks like you get slightly surprised looks, a comfy chair, weather coverings, a table that empty cans fall off and a torch.

Can't be all that bad?  Can it?

As for the Speewa Speak ... I can hold 1 day comprehensive lessons in how to understand Speewa Speak ... It's an internet course.  All monies can be donated to the Keep Speewa's Mouth Wet Appeal ...

Kit_e

[speewa158]

Kit_e_kat9 , Your  a woman after my own heart . THANK YOU 

[xcvator]

Now that is scary

[outback jack]

Now that is scary

you should see him when he's pissed 

[xcvator]

Keith your spot on the money , ,, l think , if only we could understand what all that siad . Do you write for insurence companys or pollys . . Anyhow are you in or a lerker . There  will be others to create a crowd if your shy , go on it might be fun 
can somebody bring a cordless angle grinder with a silencer 

C'mon speewa, be fair, you have speewa speak, can't I have keith speak , it would be perfectly clear if you stopped taking vitamin b and tried some grunge hermitage, makes everthing  perfegly cleer

[speewa158]

Can l use your grinder as l have a small job to do soon , if it goes well the beers are on you