would stoop so low as to nick something of no value like that...
What the hell do you mean by "of No Value"
Geez mate, wash your mouth out with a cold beer.
We have to be vigilant, Myswag gear is very sort after gear.
Mine is firmly in the palm of my hand, empty stubbie or not and it is never out of my sight even while wetting my boots.
I think you will have to lean your MRS to, well you know your duty.