Some good ones here
His response joins the list of memorable comebacks to sledges in world cricket. Here’s our top 10:
1. Ian Botham (England) and Rod Marsh (Australia)
Marsh: “So how’s your wife and my kids?”
Botham: “The wife is fine but the kids are retarded.”
2. Eddo Brandes (Zimbabwe) and Glenn McGrath (Australia)
McGrath: “Why are you so fat?”
Brandes: “Because every time I sleep with your wife, she gives me a biscuit.”
3. James Ormond (England) and Mark Waugh (Australia)
Waugh: “Mate, what are you doing out here? There’s no way you’re good enough to play for England.”
Ormond: “Maybe not, but at least I’m the best player in my family.”
4. Merv Hughes (Australia) and Javed Miandad (Pakistan)
Miandad: “Merv you are a big, fat bus conductor.”
Hughes (after dismissing Miandad): “Tickets please.”
5. Merv Hughes (Australia) and Viv Richards (West Indies)
Richards: “Don’t you be staring at me, man. This is my island, my culture. And in my culture we just bowl.”
Hughes: “In my culture we just say, ‘F*** off.’”
6. Steve Waugh (Australia) and Jamie Siddons (Australia)
In a Sheffield Shield match while Waugh was taking a long time to take guard
Siddons: “For f***’s sake, mate, it’s not a f***ing Test match!”
Waugh: “Of course it’s not ... You’re here.”
7. Viv Richards (West Indies) and Greg Thomas (England)
In an English county match after Richards played and missed a few times
Thomas: “It’s red, it’s round. Now f***ing hit it!”
Richards (after hitting a six): “You know what it looks like, now go and get it.”
8. Fred Trueman (England) and an unidentified young batsman
After Trueman dismissed the batsman
Batsman: “That was a very good ball, Fred.”
Trueman: “Aye, and it was wasted on you.”
9. Daryll Cullinan (South Africa) and Shane Warne (Australia)
Warne: “I’ve been waiting two years for another chance at you.”
Cullinan: “Looks like you spent it eating.”
10. Mike Atherton (England) and Ian Healy (Australia)
Healy called for Atherton to walk after catching an apparent edge
Healy: “You’re a f***ing cheat!”
Atherton: “When in Rome, dear boy.”
GG