I was visiting a mate the other night when his 24 year old son walked in.
After saying g'day etc, I asked him if I could borrow a newspaper.
'This is the 21st century, ya old fart,' my mate's son said smiling.
'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad.'
I can tell you, those iPads are pretty good, that bloody fly never knew what hit it.