A litttle old lady is walking down the street dragging two very large gabbage bags.
One was ripped, and now and again, a $20.00 note would fall out on the footpath.
Noticing this, the local Policeman stops her and says.... "Ma'ám, there are $20.00 notes falling out of that bag."
"Oh really? Bugger it", said the little old lady, "i'd better go and pick them up then, shouldn't i"
"Well now, not so fast", said the cop. "Where the did you get all that cash from?"
"Well, my back yard backs onto the golf course and a lot of golfers come and pee through a large knot hole in my back fence.
It use to tick me right off too, but then i thought, why not make the best of it?
So now, I wait by the knot hole with my hedge trimmers and everytime some sticks his Mr. Wobbly through the hole, i grab it and say, GIVE ME $20.00 OR I'LL CUT IT OFF.
"Hmmm, that seems fair" said the cop, "but i have to ask, whats in the second bag"?
The little old lady, putting her best little frail smile says, "Well you know, not everyone pays"
