It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy
And we all went home, The End.
Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans
Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.
Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.
But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down
so that made speewa and the tree; well and truly rooted...
and Oldmate said that Speewa shouldn't be doing that by himself
because Speewa got caught with a handful
of one of Rumpigs cakes
But he still had white icing all over himself.
so they dusted him off and set off on their trail again, when all of a sudden!!
A red headed indigenous man appeared carrying dot paintings for sale
But he turned out to be like a blocked toilet,
full of life with a small tattoo on his right shoulder of a steaming
hot chick in a bikini drinking what only be described as a
Love Potion. Inspired by this he suddenly bolted erect to attention; contemplating
The up n coming gathering on the shores of Lake Gregory
Wear the Fox Hat, someone shouted.
"that foxy bitch ain't no pedigree" ... just a lots of flotsam - they all pouted ...
Snow piped up and said look the fire has jumped the gulch and is headed for the ...
tent city that had recently
washed up onto the muddy banks of
Christmas Island. Jules and Kev looked on with worry; whilst Johnny just
Jumped into his barbed wire canoe and paddled
Hoping that this wasn't $hit Creek, meanwhile