It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy
And we all went home, The End.
Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!! you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans
Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.
Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat