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Title: scrunch or fold
Post by: darren on November 29, 2010, 07:05:46 PM
Here is another important poll to help people with there 'off rd' camper trailer experience
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: Kit_e_kat9 on November 29, 2010, 07:06:38 PM


If you fold, there's no chance of a mis-finger or a follow through!

Kit_e
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: sako on November 29, 2010, 07:14:30 PM
Are you talking about canvas?
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: Gunna Do on November 29, 2010, 07:18:04 PM
Answer me this, do be bold,
do you scrunch or do you fold?
Time’s a miss, so don't grow cold.
All's an ear now truth be told.

Quarrel of ages, not to be liked,
the question is clear, the answer a right.
In the loo, paper once swiped,
how is ones end cleanly wiped?

Do you scrunch and enjoy this action?
Pass your cheeks does the ball with much traction?
Do you reside always to this faction?
Jeer at a folder to get their reaction?

Do you fold at a leisurely pace?
Slow pass your cheeks, no need to race?
Safe with this method, everything in place.
Look at those scrunchers, what a disgrace!

One or the other, there is no in-between.
To the crevice of your rear do you clean,
Scrunch or fold? that’s what I mean.
To a member of either team, one must be seen.

I'd love to say it's an original, but unfortunately it's a scrunched up copy from someone else.  ;D
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: SteveandViv on November 29, 2010, 07:19:23 PM
Scrunch.. Ensure  appropriate coverage during the scrunch process
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: SteveandViv on November 29, 2010, 07:21:07 PM
Answer me this, do be bold,
do you scrunch or do you fold?
Time’s a miss, so don't grow cold.
All's an ear now truth be told.

loo is Australian slang for Toilet or Bathroom.
Quarrel of ages, not to be liked,
the question is clear, the answer a right.
In the loo, paper once swiped,
how is ones end cleanly wiped?


Do you scrunch and enjoy this action?
Pass your cheeks does the ball with much traction?
Do you reside always to this faction?
Jeer at a folder to get their reaction?

Do you fold at a leisurely pace?
Slow pass your cheeks, no need to race?
Safe with this method, everything in place.
Look at those scrunchers, what a disgrace!

One or the other, there is no in-between.
To the crevice of your rear do you clean,
Scrunch or fold? that’s what I mean.
To a member of either team, one must be seen.


So do you scrunch your toilet paper or fold your toilet paper when you go? Fill out the poll below, it will be interesing to see who will win this battle!



WOW.. And I didn't think it required that much attention - how wrong was I  ;D
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: Gunna Do on November 29, 2010, 07:23:30 PM
WOW.. And I didn't think it required that much attention - how wrong was I  ;D

Steve, don't take these sorts of decisions lightly, as they could end up putting you right in the poo. :o
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: GS on November 29, 2010, 07:46:59 PM
You can pack more in less space when you fold.
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: NewcastleKnight on November 29, 2010, 07:50:45 PM
Treat each piece of paper likes it's your last, one sheet poke your finger through the sheet and......well now there is a 3rd option scrunch, fold or poke/wipe.... :))
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: SteveandViv on November 29, 2010, 07:56:09 PM
You can pack more in less space when you fold.

Oh here we go.. Gonna through the science at this HOLE process are you  :laugh:
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: GS on November 29, 2010, 07:57:54 PM
Isn't this post about packing a suitcase?
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: darren on November 29, 2010, 08:01:07 PM
Does it matter what size cable you lay? This might be better in the electrical section
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: Snow on November 29, 2010, 08:17:54 PM
It's a slow night hey, but I'll bite.....I...........

Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: davo69 and the Nurse on November 29, 2010, 08:29:18 PM
Does it matter what size cable you lay? This might be better in the electrical section

Geez Darren.... I nearly choked on my ice-cream...
I love your sense of humour!

the Nurse
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: speewa158 on November 29, 2010, 08:41:23 PM
Yeeeaarrr its been raining & you cant go CTing  & the  "Cabin Fever " has broken out again ,,,,,  :cheers:
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: SteveandViv on November 29, 2010, 08:48:31 PM
Does it matter what size cable you lay? This might be better in the electrical section

As long as it's not .. 6 Bury&S%@t (6B&S) that is far to big to break down even years later...
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: briann532 on November 29, 2010, 08:57:34 PM
I don't scrunch or fold.
I always "roll" my towels in the camper. it makes them easier to access and saves space. ;D

Unless of course your talking about something else >:D >:D >:D

In that case, I definately fold. I hate my shirts being all scrunched up and crinkled, and theres no way I'm taking an iron camping.
Gives the boss something hard to hit me with.


 :cheers:

Brian
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: mcbadger2 on November 29, 2010, 09:35:52 PM
If its a clean snap does it really matter
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: darren on November 29, 2010, 10:20:09 PM
I't good to see that new starters can get this sort of info that will help them as the head out into the great unknown
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: SteveandViv on November 29, 2010, 11:00:50 PM
I't good to see that new starters can get this sort of info that will help them as the head out into the great unknown

like the curry the night before  ;D Well that is un -or bumknown  (hope that's OK mods)
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: POD on November 29, 2010, 11:09:15 PM
OK... Do we think we're getting a little TOO personal now???

I mean steak is one thing and maybe the way I like my coffee but... seriously....

By the way, Folder. Along the perferations EVERY time.

AND this thread is NOT useless without pictures.
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: MarkGU on November 29, 2010, 11:40:47 PM
ok.......finally a thread we can sink our teeth into..............er......now thats just wrong  :-[
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: baldheadedgit on November 30, 2010, 04:20:34 AM
 :worthles:
Ok,, who's game.???? :angel:
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: Gunna Do on November 30, 2010, 05:05:09 AM
 :worthles:

Now where is DANBRI?  I'm sure he can come up with something appropriate in the picture department.
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: GU_Thomo on November 30, 2010, 06:18:46 AM
I assume you realise that the correct approach is entirely dependant on the quality of the product used.
If you are using a good quality soft 3 or 4 ply you fold for best results. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
If you are using the product supplied by most caravan parks, public loos and National Parks, which is as shiny as photographic paper and just as absorbant, then the only way to get a safe grip is scrunch. >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D


Cheers
Parry
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: darren on November 30, 2010, 06:20:34 AM
I have been waiting for the safety warriors to give us a warning about the two methods and relate it back to an incident they attended to during their time in the anus cleaning squad
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: darren on November 30, 2010, 06:25:23 AM
I haven't mentioned the bush bidet method of pouring some water down your forearm and letting it run to your fingers then using them to do the job  :angel:
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: speewa158 on November 30, 2010, 06:29:46 AM
Who ever started this thread is full of it & now wants the clues on how to clean up the act .
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh . I am going to the CT I wont come back till this is over  or I run out of tinnies  :cheers:





The the mods nobody has asked  :worthles:
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: Gunna Do on November 30, 2010, 06:34:34 AM
There is always the economical one square at a time method, where you take one square rip a hole in the middle just big enough for your finger, saving the torn out piece for cleaning under your finger nail after the job is done.
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: darren on November 30, 2010, 06:37:47 AM
Hidy ho......

2 pages of poo... and now a christmas song..



Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know Frosty whose made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
Cuz we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him between your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "howdy ho"
He's seen the love inside of you
Coz he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm)
But if you eat fibre on Christmas eve he might come to your town

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr Hankey too!
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: Pauly on November 30, 2010, 07:06:37 AM
Scrapping the bottom of the barrel here ;D


I scruch and I make sure there is plenty there so I dont miss any.

Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: MarkGU on November 30, 2010, 07:25:49 AM
for the morning after one......who's game?   8)
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: DANBRI on November 30, 2010, 07:34:01 AM
You mean you guys carry toilet paper?

You're not real bushies.
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: MarkGU on November 30, 2010, 07:36:20 AM
You mean you guys carry toilet paper?

You're not real bushies.
i have visions of you "scraping" like a dog does on the grass when they have worms   :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: DANBRI on November 30, 2010, 07:38:45 AM
i have visions of you "scraping" like a dog does on the grass when they have worms   :D :D :D :D :D

I have talent.
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: MarkGU on November 30, 2010, 07:43:06 AM
I have talent.
and a few scars too by the sound of it  8)
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: dallp on November 30, 2010, 03:40:06 PM
Is that all?

I think Julia would like us to move forward now.

Oh, by the way,folder.
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: richee on November 30, 2010, 03:46:16 PM
Cant believe this has reached 3 pages

Folder, always have been and always will be, its much neater that way  :cup:

Oh and I have the paper coming from over the top of the roll
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: Marie_R on December 01, 2010, 07:29:15 AM
Then of course there's Frank "The Chook Man" Turton's song about 'when the paper is wet with dew and your fingers go right through'

If you've been to Daly Waters Pub you'll know what I'm talking about, it doesn't seem to be on U-Tube so can't offer a link to it.
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: Frostd on August 09, 2011, 08:58:31 PM
With the census on tonight, why not reinvigorate this topic.  ;D
Fold always :cup:, other wise your finger could end up somewhere you dont want it to :'(
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: MR MAC GU on August 09, 2011, 09:47:23 PM
I thought that is what undies were for...skiddies......................................... :angel:
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: Bird on August 09, 2011, 09:52:35 PM
its like the old bridgestone commercial

but instead of tyres with comfort and grip... you need paper the same.
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: rockman on August 09, 2011, 10:03:19 PM
With the census on tonight, why not reinvigorate this topic.  ;D
Fold always :cup:, other wise your finger could end up somewhere you dont want it to :'(

Stops ya from chewing ya nails !
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: bullfrog on August 09, 2011, 10:31:33 PM
Scrunch or fold, the questions' asked
How do we undertake the task?
Some scrunch it good,looking for grip
And pray to God it doesn't rip!
Some take the time and neatly fold
Makes it soft or so we're told.
So come on swaggers,what do you do
To wipe away the trace of poo?
Don't be shy ,be brash and bold
The secret simply has to be told.
I think I know, tho it's just a hunch
It's even money 'tween fold and scrunch.
In the left or right hand do you hold
The paper that you scrunch or fold?
It doesn't matter which is best
As long as it has stood the test
With paper loaded on the roll
Do your best, add to the poll
But one thing you must not do
Is let your finger poke right through!!!
So grab a cheek, take a hold
Then decide, scrunch or fold??
(By some Swagger with too much time  :cheers:)
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: Frostd on August 10, 2011, 08:32:59 AM
Scrunch or fold, the questions' asked
How do we undertake the task?
Some scrunch it good,looking for grip
And pray to God it doesn't rip!
Some take the time and neatly fold
Makes it soft or so we're told.
So come on swaggers,what do you do
To wipe away the trace of poo?
Don't be shy ,be brash and bold
The secret simply has to be told.
I think I know, tho it's just a hunch
It's even money 'tween fold and scrunch.
In the left or right hand do you hold
The paper that you scrunch or fold?
It doesn't matter which is best
As long as it has stood the test
With paper loaded on the roll
Do your best, add to the poll
But one thing you must not do
Is let your finger poke right through!!!
So grab a cheek, take a hold
Then decide, scrunch or fold??
(By some Swagger with too much time  :cheers:)

Good Stuff Bevan. Love it!!! :cup: :cup: :cup: ;D ;D
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: Gunna Do on August 10, 2011, 08:36:00 AM
That's gold.  :cup:
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: FZJ on August 10, 2011, 08:58:40 AM
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Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: rescue1 on August 10, 2011, 12:27:24 PM
4 pages devoted to crap - only on MySwag. BTW I'm a scruncher......and the B&S rating should be bellow and scream....although a 000 will probably require an emergency service....
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: BigJules on August 10, 2011, 02:34:55 PM
This was started as a gee up, to highlight the inane rubbish people seem to post in more than camping, campers etc.

Keep proving him right....
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: Gunna Do on August 10, 2011, 02:42:55 PM
Jules, if he knew how to smile >:(, he'd be like a rat in a cheese factory at the moment.  ;D
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: bullfrog on August 10, 2011, 06:40:56 PM
Feel free to delete my post BJ, I really couldn't give a $hit
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: DANBRI on August 10, 2011, 06:52:46 PM
Wooooooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooo!
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: Slipus on August 10, 2011, 07:04:10 PM
Used to go out to western QLD when I was a lot younger to do a bit of hunting.  The property owners father was retired and used to come with us from time to time. He was and old bushy in his 80's, he had been a shearer, drover, pro roo shooter and a heaps of other jobs, he was also the best shot I have ever seen.  Any way we learnt a lot of bushcraft from him including how to wipe with a stick.

His advice was to chose your stick carefully without knots, rough grain or bark and to always wipe with the grain of the timber. 

cheers

Pete


Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: GS on August 10, 2011, 09:04:09 PM
tweezers on standby

Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: jclures on August 10, 2011, 09:40:01 PM
I knew a bushie like that, but I can tell you, I think he can stick it though. ;D
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: duggie on August 10, 2011, 09:54:32 PM
Folder, but what is more important is paper over the roll or paper under the roll ??????????????????????????????????????????????
I'm an over roll type of guy.
Title: Re: scrunch or fold
Post by: rellbell on August 11, 2011, 09:07:55 PM
 ;D ;D ;D and for special occasions do you fold a little peak to make it look natty;D ;D ;D ;D