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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: darren on November 29, 2010, 07:05:46 PM
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Here is another important poll to help people with there 'off rd' camper trailer experience
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If you fold, there's no chance of a mis-finger or a follow through!
Kit_e
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Are you talking about canvas?
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Answer me this, do be bold,
do you scrunch or do you fold?
Time’s a miss, so don't grow cold.
All's an ear now truth be told.
Quarrel of ages, not to be liked,
the question is clear, the answer a right.
In the loo, paper once swiped,
how is ones end cleanly wiped?
Do you scrunch and enjoy this action?
Pass your cheeks does the ball with much traction?
Do you reside always to this faction?
Jeer at a folder to get their reaction?
Do you fold at a leisurely pace?
Slow pass your cheeks, no need to race?
Safe with this method, everything in place.
Look at those scrunchers, what a disgrace!
One or the other, there is no in-between.
To the crevice of your rear do you clean,
Scrunch or fold? that’s what I mean.
To a member of either team, one must be seen.
I'd love to say it's an original, but unfortunately it's a scrunched up copy from someone else. ;D
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Scrunch.. Ensure appropriate coverage during the scrunch process
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Answer me this, do be bold,
do you scrunch or do you fold?
Time’s a miss, so don't grow cold.
All's an ear now truth be told.
loo is Australian slang for Toilet or Bathroom.
Quarrel of ages, not to be liked,
the question is clear, the answer a right.
In the loo, paper once swiped,
how is ones end cleanly wiped?
Do you scrunch and enjoy this action?
Pass your cheeks does the ball with much traction?
Do you reside always to this faction?
Jeer at a folder to get their reaction?
Do you fold at a leisurely pace?
Slow pass your cheeks, no need to race?
Safe with this method, everything in place.
Look at those scrunchers, what a disgrace!
One or the other, there is no in-between.
To the crevice of your rear do you clean,
Scrunch or fold? that’s what I mean.
To a member of either team, one must be seen.
So do you scrunch your toilet paper or fold your toilet paper when you go? Fill out the poll below, it will be interesing to see who will win this battle!
WOW.. And I didn't think it required that much attention - how wrong was I ;D
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WOW.. And I didn't think it required that much attention - how wrong was I ;D
Steve, don't take these sorts of decisions lightly, as they could end up putting you right in the poo. :o
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You can pack more in less space when you fold.
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Treat each piece of paper likes it's your last, one sheet poke your finger through the sheet and......well now there is a 3rd option scrunch, fold or poke/wipe.... :))
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You can pack more in less space when you fold.
Oh here we go.. Gonna through the science at this HOLE process are you :laugh:
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Isn't this post about packing a suitcase?
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Does it matter what size cable you lay? This might be better in the electrical section
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It's a slow night hey, but I'll bite.....I...........
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Does it matter what size cable you lay? This might be better in the electrical section
Geez Darren.... I nearly choked on my ice-cream...
I love your sense of humour!
the Nurse
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Yeeeaarrr its been raining & you cant go CTing & the "Cabin Fever " has broken out again ,,,,, :cheers:
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Does it matter what size cable you lay? This might be better in the electrical section
As long as it's not .. 6 Bury&S%@t (6B&S) that is far to big to break down even years later...
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I don't scrunch or fold.
I always "roll" my towels in the camper. it makes them easier to access and saves space. ;D
Unless of course your talking about something else >:D >:D >:D
In that case, I definately fold. I hate my shirts being all scrunched up and crinkled, and theres no way I'm taking an iron camping.
Gives the boss something hard to hit me with.
:cheers:
Brian
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If its a clean snap does it really matter
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I't good to see that new starters can get this sort of info that will help them as the head out into the great unknown
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I't good to see that new starters can get this sort of info that will help them as the head out into the great unknown
like the curry the night before ;D Well that is un -or bumknown (hope that's OK mods)
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OK... Do we think we're getting a little TOO personal now???
I mean steak is one thing and maybe the way I like my coffee but... seriously....
By the way, Folder. Along the perferations EVERY time.
AND this thread is NOT useless without pictures.
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ok.......finally a thread we can sink our teeth into..............er......now thats just wrong :-[
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:worthles:
Ok,, who's game.???? :angel:
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:worthles:
Now where is DANBRI? I'm sure he can come up with something appropriate in the picture department.
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I assume you realise that the correct approach is entirely dependant on the quality of the product used.
If you are using a good quality soft 3 or 4 ply you fold for best results. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
If you are using the product supplied by most caravan parks, public loos and National Parks, which is as shiny as photographic paper and just as absorbant, then the only way to get a safe grip is scrunch. >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
Cheers
Parry
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I have been waiting for the safety warriors to give us a warning about the two methods and relate it back to an incident they attended to during their time in the anus cleaning squad
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I haven't mentioned the bush bidet method of pouring some water down your forearm and letting it run to your fingers then using them to do the job :angel:
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Who ever started this thread is full of it & now wants the clues on how to clean up the act .
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh . I am going to the CT I wont come back till this is over or I run out of tinnies :cheers:
The the mods nobody has asked :worthles:
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There is always the economical one square at a time method, where you take one square rip a hole in the middle just big enough for your finger, saving the torn out piece for cleaning under your finger nail after the job is done.
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Hidy ho......
2 pages of poo... and now a christmas song..
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know Frosty whose made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
Cuz we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him between your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "howdy ho"
He's seen the love inside of you
Coz he's a piece of poo
Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm)
But if you eat fibre on Christmas eve he might come to your town
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr Hankey too!
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Scrapping the bottom of the barrel here ;D
I scruch and I make sure there is plenty there so I dont miss any.
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for the morning after one......who's game? 8)
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You mean you guys carry toilet paper?
You're not real bushies.
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You mean you guys carry toilet paper?
You're not real bushies.
i have visions of you "scraping" like a dog does on the grass when they have worms :D :D :D :D :D
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i have visions of you "scraping" like a dog does on the grass when they have worms :D :D :D :D :D
I have talent.
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I have talent.
and a few scars too by the sound of it 8)
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Is that all?
I think Julia would like us to move forward now.
Oh, by the way,folder.
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Cant believe this has reached 3 pages
Folder, always have been and always will be, its much neater that way :cup:
Oh and I have the paper coming from over the top of the roll
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Then of course there's Frank "The Chook Man" Turton's song about 'when the paper is wet with dew and your fingers go right through'
If you've been to Daly Waters Pub you'll know what I'm talking about, it doesn't seem to be on U-Tube so can't offer a link to it.
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With the census on tonight, why not reinvigorate this topic. ;D
Fold always :cup:, other wise your finger could end up somewhere you dont want it to :'(
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I thought that is what undies were for...skiddies......................................... :angel:
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its like the old bridgestone commercial
but instead of tyres with comfort and grip... you need paper the same.
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With the census on tonight, why not reinvigorate this topic. ;D
Fold always :cup:, other wise your finger could end up somewhere you dont want it to :'(
Stops ya from chewing ya nails !
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Scrunch or fold, the questions' asked
How do we undertake the task?
Some scrunch it good,looking for grip
And pray to God it doesn't rip!
Some take the time and neatly fold
Makes it soft or so we're told.
So come on swaggers,what do you do
To wipe away the trace of poo?
Don't be shy ,be brash and bold
The secret simply has to be told.
I think I know, tho it's just a hunch
It's even money 'tween fold and scrunch.
In the left or right hand do you hold
The paper that you scrunch or fold?
It doesn't matter which is best
As long as it has stood the test
With paper loaded on the roll
Do your best, add to the poll
But one thing you must not do
Is let your finger poke right through!!!
So grab a cheek, take a hold
Then decide, scrunch or fold??
(By some Swagger with too much time :cheers:)
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Scrunch or fold, the questions' asked
How do we undertake the task?
Some scrunch it good,looking for grip
And pray to God it doesn't rip!
Some take the time and neatly fold
Makes it soft or so we're told.
So come on swaggers,what do you do
To wipe away the trace of poo?
Don't be shy ,be brash and bold
The secret simply has to be told.
I think I know, tho it's just a hunch
It's even money 'tween fold and scrunch.
In the left or right hand do you hold
The paper that you scrunch or fold?
It doesn't matter which is best
As long as it has stood the test
With paper loaded on the roll
Do your best, add to the poll
But one thing you must not do
Is let your finger poke right through!!!
So grab a cheek, take a hold
Then decide, scrunch or fold??
(By some Swagger with too much time :cheers:)
Good Stuff Bevan. Love it!!! :cup: :cup: :cup: ;D ;D
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That's gold. :cup:
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4 pages devoted to crap - only on MySwag. BTW I'm a scruncher......and the B&S rating should be bellow and scream....although a 000 will probably require an emergency service....
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This was started as a gee up, to highlight the inane rubbish people seem to post in more than camping, campers etc.
Keep proving him right....
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Jules, if he knew how to smile >:(, he'd be like a rat in a cheese factory at the moment. ;D
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Feel free to delete my post BJ, I really couldn't give a $hit
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Wooooooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooo!
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Used to go out to western QLD when I was a lot younger to do a bit of hunting. The property owners father was retired and used to come with us from time to time. He was and old bushy in his 80's, he had been a shearer, drover, pro roo shooter and a heaps of other jobs, he was also the best shot I have ever seen. Any way we learnt a lot of bushcraft from him including how to wipe with a stick.
His advice was to chose your stick carefully without knots, rough grain or bark and to always wipe with the grain of the timber.
cheers
Pete
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tweezers on standby
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I knew a bushie like that, but I can tell you, I think he can stick it though. ;D
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Folder, but what is more important is paper over the roll or paper under the roll ??????????????????????????????????????????????
I'm an over roll type of guy.
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;D ;D ;D and for special occasions do you fold a little peak to make it look natty;D ;D ;D ;D