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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: scrapsD40 on June 09, 2016, 05:20:50 PM
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I once woke up on the beach in front of Broadbeach surf club at 2am in the morning.
I hadn't been molested (well not that I could tell) and still had my wallet.
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Woke up in hoppers crossing (the bird cage)....i was on someones front lawn...they were not happy looking through their window....people we mowing lawns etc....my wallet was 6 feet from me and still had money...my phone was next to me....the world was spinning....and i had no idea where i was...another hour of stumbling about and found a servo...i got in the taxi cab...he drove 300m and stopped...i asked why?..he said this is the address you gave me!....ive got maybe another dozen or so stories like these...but usually include a military lock up or civi one.....im glad those days are behind me.....
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I broke down on a road to a mining camp in northern WA just before dark. I knew traffic would be along in the morning so I cracked the drivers window down 3-4 inches and slept through a freezing night. I woke the next morning to an emu head in the window and it's beak three inches from my nose. I Shit myself... I think the emu did too
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I have woken up once in a cactus garden... Out front of a friends place.
Misspent youth...
From memory I was physically reminded for a week or so afterwards.
Around the same age I may have woken up in the watch house once or twice. But there's no evidence of that. So it can't be true.
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What if you were really awake for it, but just fudging you were asleep?
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When I was posted in Sydney, I woke up on the beach in Perth on a Monday morning..... Half my platoon was there too.....
Lol alcohol may have been involved.
Cheers
Nick
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Woke up in Mt Druitt wrapped around one of those green Telco cabinets after leaving Cronulla leagues club one night.
Grog was involved.
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Taking the then girlfriend back to Redbank Plains after hard week of long days at work and a couple of extra long days awake going out down the coast one winter.
Last thing I can remember is she was asleep and I passed some night road workers at Archerfield, roughly 1 or 2 am.. Woke up at her parents property parked on the drive way in front of the closed gates, stll behind the wheel and her still asleep in the passenger seat at daylight, car running and lights on .
To this day I still have no recollection of how we got there .
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Taking the then girlfriend back to Redbank Plains after hard week of long days at work and a couple of extra long days awake going out down the coast one winter.
Last thing I can remember is she was asleep and I passed some night road workers at Archerfield, roughly 1 or 2 am.. Woke up at her parents property parked on the drive way in front of the closed gates, stll behind the wheel and her still asleep in the passenger seat at daylight, car running and lights on .
To this day I still have no recollection of how we got there .
Sounds like more good luck than good management EDZ, well done anyway!
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When I was posted in Sydney, I woke up on the beach in Perth on a Monday morning.....
That was obviously one hell of a party! :D
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That was obviously one hell of a party! :D
I think so. None of us really remember all that much.
One of the reasons I stopped drinking lol.
Still a talking point when I catch up with the guys though ;D
Cheers
Nick
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So nobody even knew how you got from Sydney to Perth ???
Didn't make a group decision to sign up for SAS did you?
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I used to live in Harbord (the first beach north of Manly, now called Freshwater). I had been out to a work xmas party and we went back to Manly clubs afterward. Next morning I woke up at the Queenscliff headland - in the back seat of a Volvo, with my wallet beside me. I did not know anyone who owned a Volvo, I did not know anyone in that street. I don't know how I got in the car, I have imagined I was just stumbling along and tried the door???
A complete mystery. I just hopped out of the car and walked the five minutes or so from that spot to home.
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So nobody even knew how you got from Sydney to Perth ???
Being aj's so I'd say they marched.
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Going to bed with a gorgeous "lady", then to wake beside something more fit for the zoo. I definitely don't remember going to bed with that.....
Ps she may have thought the same when she wakes and looks at me.... but I'm all good with that. I'm only human.
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I remember walking out of a bar, next thing I remember is waking up at home with my then girlfriend.
Somewhere in between
I drove from the bar to the shop and bought a 12 pack of beer.
I then drove 3/4 of an hour through town to pick up my then girlfriend and her 2 yr old kid.
Then drove nearly 2 hours on the dark back country roads to my home.
I still get chills every time I think about that night.
I remember walking out of a bar, next thing I remember is waking up at my brothers place 4 hours away, an empty bottle of Jack Daniels next to me that I must have purchased somewhere along the way but damned if I knew where.
Walked out of a party, next thing I know I'm waking up at my dads place to him asking me to move my car so he could go to work
Looked out the window and my car was parked sideways in his driveway between two 4' deep ditches. Took me nearly 30 minutes of back and forth to get it out of the driveway.
Walked out of a bar, next thing I know I'm waking up at a mates place. Good news is I didn't drive there. But it took nearly 4 days before we found my car and it was only by accident. Somehow I drove it down a narrow alley and parked it behind a dumpster. Don't ask what I was doing in the alley because I promised her I would never tell anyone. ;D
And NONE of those incidents even slowed down my drinking.
I am so grateful that I lived long enough to quit drinking...
Bill
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Not me personally but still pretty funny
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkcHHsaLNgY#)
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In Hobart New Year's Eve,huge night,woke next day on a yacht sailing past Tasman island on its return trip home to Sydney,not my yacht,I live in Melbourne,got dropped of at Eden and hitched home,no money,no mobile,starving,ever tried to get a lift hitching dressed in the clothes that you had spent a New Year's Eve wearing and hadn't showered in three days,missus came and picked me up after having to beg,still copping it to this day,I still beat my boat back to Melbourne
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So nobody even knew how you got from Sydney to Perth ???
Didn't make a group decision to sign up for SAS did you?
We ended up working out we flew over on the Sunday morning from Melbourne and we were at crown Saturday.
Nah we were celebrating one of the guys finally getting his promotion. It was only supposed to be a quiet weekend in Melbourne with a few drinks and some poker.... It certainly ended up a little more rowdy than that haha.
A fair few pineapples were given out when we got back Monday afternoon lol.
Cheers
Nick
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When I was posted in Sydney, I woke up on the beach in Perth on a Monday morning..... Half my platoon was there too.....
Lol alcohol may have been involved.
Cheers
Nick
Must've used a lot of stamps and a big envelope.
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too many too remember properly, but hid in a trailer under a tarp at a B&S to get away from my mates and their debaucherous ways and when i woke up later i climbed out and had been driven by the owner of the trailer (friendly farmer) to his house some 80km away. I had to ask for a ride back and explain how i had got there. Yep it was a rough dirt road and empty trailer and somehow id stayed asleep. :cheers:
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Re the subject Don't know yet ?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Going to bed with a gorgeous "lady", then to wake beside something more fit for the zoo. I definitely don't remember going to bed with that.....
Ps she may have thought the same when she wakes and looks at me.... but I'm all good with that. I'm only human.
That's not weird, we've all done that.......LOL... (ex Navy)...
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I woke up with no eye brows & VB cut into my forehead, but damn the 3 day bucks night was great
Starsky
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I woke up with no eye brows & VB cut into my forehead, but damn the 3 day bucks night was great
Starsky
Did somebody have pics ,,,, cause you really cant remember can you ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?
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I had a truly great night with Sophiia Loren, Ursula Andress, and Misses Palmer, no blue pills needed ;D
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Not me but a mate of mine was home sick with the flu (midsummer) and having a flu-ridden daytime sleep. He had a nightmare (afternoonmare?) that there was a brown snake curled up on his bare belly. He woke to find that there was a brown snake curled up on his bare belly .......