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Title: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: MarkVS on January 24, 2015, 08:46:06 AM
After the last question I asked, (which I though was an easy one), about weight distribution, turned into a meaning of life answer....I figure this one will be just as controversial.


I was at the cinemas the other night, and went to the Loo. They had the urinal with the grill on the bottom. Now I though there was only one way to use these, but was surprised to notice that there were numerous people standing on the grill, and numerous standing back from the grill.

What are you SUPPOSED to do ?


MarkVS
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: Bird on January 24, 2015, 08:50:36 AM
piss
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: jk on January 24, 2015, 08:52:50 AM
I think this will come down to range / length / accuracy / state of intoxication  / splash back etc, but I would doubt there's a hard and fast rule  ???  ;D   
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: weeds on January 24, 2015, 08:53:15 AM
Depends how many drinks i have had........
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: GeoffA on January 24, 2015, 08:54:08 AM
I think this will come down to range / length / accuracy / state of intoxication  / splash back etc, but I would doubt there's a hard and fast rule  ???  ;D

....also, if you're wearing thongs....
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: GeoffA on January 24, 2015, 08:56:41 AM
....42.... ;D
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: kylarama on January 24, 2015, 09:05:25 AM
Some blokes need to stand on the grill to reach...  Some of us can stand a foot or too back  8) ;D
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: Bird on January 24, 2015, 09:10:10 AM
Some blokes need to stand on the grill to reach...  Some of us can stand a foot or too back  8) ;D
:cup: :cup:
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: GeoffA on January 24, 2015, 09:12:11 AM
Some blokes need to stand on the grill to reach...  Some of us can stand a foot or too back  8) ;D

Yes, the pressure drops a bit as we get older...... :P

We cover all the big issues here.
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: Marschy on January 24, 2015, 09:24:41 AM
Sitting on the grill isn't cool though? Right?
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: McGirr on January 24, 2015, 09:25:13 AM
Gee Mark heavy questions  ;D

I normally stand back about 2 feet and do the business but I am just blessed with the right gear  ;D

Mark
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: GeoffA on January 24, 2015, 09:38:11 AM
Some blokes need to stand on the grill to reach...  Some of us can stand a foot or too back  8) ;D

I normally stand back about 2 feet and do the business but I am just blessed with the right gear  ;D

Interesting......you blokes can piddle with a chubby??
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: Bird on January 24, 2015, 09:44:47 AM
Interesting......you blokes can piddle with a chubby??
only when sittin down....
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: GeoffA on January 24, 2015, 09:52:45 AM
only when sittin down....

 ???

Always thought you sat down to piddle.... :P
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: Bird on January 24, 2015, 09:55:03 AM
???

Always thought you sat down to piddle.... :P
that answers a lot... :P
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: MarkVS on January 24, 2015, 10:03:30 AM
Gee Mark heavy questions  ;D

I normally stand back about 2 feet and do the business but I am just blessed with the right gear  ;D

Mark

Yeah..but when your my height, standing up is enough  ;D
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: edz on January 24, 2015, 10:14:36 AM
You use the trough !! 
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: MarkVS on January 24, 2015, 10:15:56 AM
You use the trough !!

Only at the movies...when camping or at the footy..whole other scenario.
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: lino6 on January 24, 2015, 10:20:20 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJmgLqQ-uog (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJmgLqQ-uog)
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: edz on January 24, 2015, 10:32:57 AM
Only at the movies...when camping or at the footy..whole other scenario.
A lot of the wizzers that use the mens rooms at my work dont seem to understand what a trough is for.. seems that its there to throw schooner glasses  / ciggy buts and rubbish etc into .
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: kylarama on January 24, 2015, 10:48:42 AM
Interesting......you blokes can piddle with a chubby??


Read my post again.  I said from a foot back!  Not from across the room. ;D


Just don't ask Todd Carney where he stands.....
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: GeoffA on January 24, 2015, 11:02:23 AM

Read my post again.  I said from a foot back!  Not from across the room. ;D


 :cup: :cup:
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: Paul (SA) on January 24, 2015, 11:09:09 AM
In all honesty I thought you stand on the grate to stop urine going onto the floor accidentally and causing a mess. It's either or your shoes or into the urinal.

Having said that, I usually shoot from downtown.
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: muzza01 on January 24, 2015, 11:37:11 AM
???

Always thought you sat down to piddle.... :P


I remembered reading somewhere that sitting down for a pee could have some benefits ;D

http://www.mensfitness.com/blogs/could-peeing-sitting-down-help-your-sex-life (http://www.mensfitness.com/blogs/could-peeing-sitting-down-help-your-sex-life)

Medical research reported in Sweden’s Folket newspaper said that sitting might mean reduced prostate cancer risk and be better for you in the bedroom. That’s because the bladder empties more efficiently when men take a seat while urinating, and this improved bladder release supposedly decreases prostate problems and allows for a longer and healthier sex life.
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: Mace on January 24, 2015, 11:50:44 AM
This thread need a Vote option.

Stand onners or stand backers!


 :cheers:
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: MarkVS on January 24, 2015, 11:56:15 AM
This thread need a Vote option.

Stand onners or stand backers!


 :cheers:

there may also have to be a 'sit onners' button based on the amount of discussion, and may have to have multiple buttons for distance for the 'stand backers'.
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: scarpsD40 on January 24, 2015, 12:45:10 PM
Onner
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: UIZ733 on January 24, 2015, 01:07:01 PM
The rule is:
Stand on and piss off NOT Stand off and piss on.  ;D
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: krisandkev on January 24, 2015, 01:22:26 PM
That water is cold and sometimes deep.  ;D. Kevin
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: Frostd on January 24, 2015, 02:28:21 PM
My swag certainly covers the big questions....  Yes a vote is needed, but I'm with JK it depends on range / length / accuracy / state of intoxication  / splash back etc :) :):)
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: cutter on January 24, 2015, 02:37:51 PM
A few years ago I was in the dunnys at my local when a bloke came rushing in behind me, he was in a bit of a hurry and maybe had had a couple as he hopped/jumped up on to the grid one of his double plugers lost traction, There was a loud girl like scream and before I knew what was going on he was laying in the urinal on his side, I did all I could to not p--s on his head but the shock a hilarity of it made it hard to stop mid stream. the two blokes that walked in just behind him were confronted with the sight of him laying there looking up at me while I was standing there p---ing on his head laughing as hard as I could, Ive never seen two blokes look that disgusted in my entire life.
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: kylarama on January 24, 2015, 02:46:18 PM
My swag certainly covers the big questions.... 


Someones got to sort out these tough first world country issues.
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on January 24, 2015, 05:17:53 PM
I thought the urinals was a band in the 80's
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: Steffo1 on January 24, 2015, 05:27:23 PM
If sitting is better how do you mark your territory?
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: lino6 on January 24, 2015, 05:59:33 PM
If sitting is better how do you mark your territory?

Waddle???
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: JD-120 on January 24, 2015, 06:02:34 PM
A few years ago I was in the dunnys at my local when a bloke came rushing in behind me, he was in a bit of a hurry and maybe had had a couple as he hopped/jumped up on to the grid one of his double plugers lost traction, There was a loud girl like scream and before I knew what was going on he was laying in the urinal on his side, I did all I could to not p--s on his head but the shock a hilarity of it made it hard to stop mid stream. the two blokes that walked in just behind him were confronted with the sight of him laying there looking up at me while I was standing there p---ing on his head laughing as hard as I could, Ive never seen two blokes look that disgusted in my entire life.


hahahah, laughed so hard beer nearly came outta my nose
 :worthles: :)
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: Moggy on January 24, 2015, 08:11:07 PM



I was at the cinemas the other night, and went to the Loo. They had the urinal with the grill on the bottom. Now I though there was only one way to use these, but was surprised to notice that there were numerous people standing on the grill, and numerous standing back from the grill.

What are you SUPPOSED to do ?


MarkVS

DEFINATELY NOT LOOK AT HOW OTHER BLOKES USE THE URINAL.

what sort of cinema were you actually in.

I've heard about you city folk ?

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Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: Symon on January 24, 2015, 08:26:53 PM
Just remember Mark, two hands for beginners  ;D

For me it is all about splashback, I tend to stand a bit back as I hate to have it splash all over my legs.  Especially the case with those ceramic urinal things.

DEFINATELY NOT LOOK AT HOW OTHER BLOKES USE THE URINAL.

If you ever end up in the Gent's at the Rockhampton racecourse, you are in for a bad experience.  Those of us who have been there know exactly what I am talking about.
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: jetcrew on January 25, 2015, 03:45:55 PM
So damn confusing this urinal etiquette stuff ..this lack of clear instruction is why I always sit down now, ;D ;D ;D ;D

Jet-ette ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on January 25, 2015, 04:12:43 PM
We already knew that... Rusty told us.
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: Jon on January 25, 2015, 05:51:14 PM
If I had a club/pub, I would remodel the mens with curves so no one can get the corner haha.

Stand on the solid if sober, grille if intoxicated and piss down to reduce splash/spray. Everyone knows that.
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: Marschy on January 26, 2015, 07:41:37 AM

DEFINATELY NOT LOOK AT HOW OTHER BLOKES USE THE URINAL.

what sort of cinema were you actually in.

I've heard about you city folk ?

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It goes without saying as well that you never talk to a guy who has his old fella in his hand (or hands). You don't want to get him excited.
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: Spada on January 26, 2015, 08:24:46 AM
Yes, the pressure drops a bit as we get older...... :P

We cover all the big issues here.

you got that right................

It used to be a bit on an expresso machine,...........................now it's more of a drip filter affair.

Need to take half a Viagra just so I don't pi55 on my feet  :-[
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: Rumpig on January 26, 2015, 05:48:35 PM
So damn confusing this urinal etiquette stuff ..this lack of clear instruction is why I always sit down now, ;D ;D ;D ;D

Jet-ette ;D ;D ;D ;D
here's my clear instruction Theo...urinals aren't for taking a dump in, a simple instruction lost on some grub at Dove Lake at Cradle Mountain when I was there...not what I was expecting to find when I walked in to the men's public dunny I tell ya  >:(
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: Gunsrunner on January 26, 2015, 06:08:58 PM
Stand on the grill so your not in the puddle left by the stand backers.  ;D
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: Robbo on January 26, 2015, 06:29:24 PM
Speaking of Urinals.. ;D
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: Mallory Black on January 26, 2015, 06:36:55 PM
Jus the  toes over the grill is the proper etiquette I believe......
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: JD-120 on January 26, 2015, 07:23:04 PM
Jus the  toes over the grill is the proper etiquette I believe......
X2
Title: Re: Big life question - for blokes
Post by: Symon on January 26, 2015, 07:30:14 PM
because Men Can Multi task (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZR89ROkYxE#)