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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: MarkVS on January 24, 2015, 08:46:06 AM
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After the last question I asked, (which I though was an easy one), about weight distribution, turned into a meaning of life answer....I figure this one will be just as controversial.
I was at the cinemas the other night, and went to the Loo. They had the urinal with the grill on the bottom. Now I though there was only one way to use these, but was surprised to notice that there were numerous people standing on the grill, and numerous standing back from the grill.
What are you SUPPOSED to do ?
MarkVS
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piss
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I think this will come down to range / length / accuracy / state of intoxication / splash back etc, but I would doubt there's a hard and fast rule ??? ;D
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Depends how many drinks i have had........
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I think this will come down to range / length / accuracy / state of intoxication / splash back etc, but I would doubt there's a hard and fast rule ??? ;D
....also, if you're wearing thongs....
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....42.... ;D
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Some blokes need to stand on the grill to reach... Some of us can stand a foot or too back 8) ;D
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Some blokes need to stand on the grill to reach... Some of us can stand a foot or too back 8) ;D
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Some blokes need to stand on the grill to reach... Some of us can stand a foot or too back 8) ;D
Yes, the pressure drops a bit as we get older...... :P
We cover all the big issues here.
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Sitting on the grill isn't cool though? Right?
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Gee Mark heavy questions ;D
I normally stand back about 2 feet and do the business but I am just blessed with the right gear ;D
Mark
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Some blokes need to stand on the grill to reach... Some of us can stand a foot or too back 8) ;D
I normally stand back about 2 feet and do the business but I am just blessed with the right gear ;D
Interesting......you blokes can piddle with a chubby??
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Interesting......you blokes can piddle with a chubby??
only when sittin down....
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only when sittin down....
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Always thought you sat down to piddle.... :P
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Always thought you sat down to piddle.... :P
that answers a lot... :P
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Gee Mark heavy questions ;D
I normally stand back about 2 feet and do the business but I am just blessed with the right gear ;D
Mark
Yeah..but when your my height, standing up is enough ;D
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You use the trough !!
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You use the trough !!
Only at the movies...when camping or at the footy..whole other scenario.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJmgLqQ-uog (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJmgLqQ-uog)
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Only at the movies...when camping or at the footy..whole other scenario.
A lot of the wizzers that use the mens rooms at my work dont seem to understand what a trough is for.. seems that its there to throw schooner glasses / ciggy buts and rubbish etc into .
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Interesting......you blokes can piddle with a chubby??
Read my post again. I said from a foot back! Not from across the room. ;D
Just don't ask Todd Carney where he stands.....
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Read my post again. I said from a foot back! Not from across the room. ;D
:cup: :cup:
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In all honesty I thought you stand on the grate to stop urine going onto the floor accidentally and causing a mess. It's either or your shoes or into the urinal.
Having said that, I usually shoot from downtown.
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Always thought you sat down to piddle.... :P
I remembered reading somewhere that sitting down for a pee could have some benefits ;D
http://www.mensfitness.com/blogs/could-peeing-sitting-down-help-your-sex-life (http://www.mensfitness.com/blogs/could-peeing-sitting-down-help-your-sex-life)
Medical research reported in Sweden’s Folket newspaper said that sitting might mean reduced prostate cancer risk and be better for you in the bedroom. That’s because the bladder empties more efficiently when men take a seat while urinating, and this improved bladder release supposedly decreases prostate problems and allows for a longer and healthier sex life.
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This thread need a Vote option.
Stand onners or stand backers!
:cheers:
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This thread need a Vote option.
Stand onners or stand backers!
:cheers:
there may also have to be a 'sit onners' button based on the amount of discussion, and may have to have multiple buttons for distance for the 'stand backers'.
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Onner
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The rule is:
Stand on and piss off NOT Stand off and piss on. ;D
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That water is cold and sometimes deep. ;D. Kevin
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My swag certainly covers the big questions.... Yes a vote is needed, but I'm with JK it depends on range / length / accuracy / state of intoxication / splash back etc :) :):)
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A few years ago I was in the dunnys at my local when a bloke came rushing in behind me, he was in a bit of a hurry and maybe had had a couple as he hopped/jumped up on to the grid one of his double plugers lost traction, There was a loud girl like scream and before I knew what was going on he was laying in the urinal on his side, I did all I could to not p--s on his head but the shock a hilarity of it made it hard to stop mid stream. the two blokes that walked in just behind him were confronted with the sight of him laying there looking up at me while I was standing there p---ing on his head laughing as hard as I could, Ive never seen two blokes look that disgusted in my entire life.
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My swag certainly covers the big questions....
Someones got to sort out these tough first world country issues.
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I thought the urinals was a band in the 80's
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If sitting is better how do you mark your territory?
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If sitting is better how do you mark your territory?
Waddle???
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A few years ago I was in the dunnys at my local when a bloke came rushing in behind me, he was in a bit of a hurry and maybe had had a couple as he hopped/jumped up on to the grid one of his double plugers lost traction, There was a loud girl like scream and before I knew what was going on he was laying in the urinal on his side, I did all I could to not p--s on his head but the shock a hilarity of it made it hard to stop mid stream. the two blokes that walked in just behind him were confronted with the sight of him laying there looking up at me while I was standing there p---ing on his head laughing as hard as I could, Ive never seen two blokes look that disgusted in my entire life.
hahahah, laughed so hard beer nearly came outta my nose
:worthles: :)
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I was at the cinemas the other night, and went to the Loo. They had the urinal with the grill on the bottom. Now I though there was only one way to use these, but was surprised to notice that there were numerous people standing on the grill, and numerous standing back from the grill.
What are you SUPPOSED to do ?
MarkVS
DEFINATELY NOT LOOK AT HOW OTHER BLOKES USE THE URINAL.
what sort of cinema were you actually in.
I've heard about you city folk ?
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Just remember Mark, two hands for beginners ;D
For me it is all about splashback, I tend to stand a bit back as I hate to have it splash all over my legs. Especially the case with those ceramic urinal things.
DEFINATELY NOT LOOK AT HOW OTHER BLOKES USE THE URINAL.
If you ever end up in the Gent's at the Rockhampton racecourse, you are in for a bad experience. Those of us who have been there know exactly what I am talking about.
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So damn confusing this urinal etiquette stuff ..this lack of clear instruction is why I always sit down now, ;D ;D ;D ;D
Jet-ette ;D ;D ;D ;D
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We already knew that... Rusty told us.
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If I had a club/pub, I would remodel the mens with curves so no one can get the corner haha.
Stand on the solid if sober, grille if intoxicated and piss down to reduce splash/spray. Everyone knows that.
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DEFINATELY NOT LOOK AT HOW OTHER BLOKES USE THE URINAL.
what sort of cinema were you actually in.
I've heard about you city folk ?
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It goes without saying as well that you never talk to a guy who has his old fella in his hand (or hands). You don't want to get him excited.
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Yes, the pressure drops a bit as we get older...... :P
We cover all the big issues here.
you got that right................
It used to be a bit on an expresso machine,...........................now it's more of a drip filter affair.
Need to take half a Viagra just so I don't pi55 on my feet :-[
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So damn confusing this urinal etiquette stuff ..this lack of clear instruction is why I always sit down now, ;D ;D ;D ;D
Jet-ette ;D ;D ;D ;D
here's my clear instruction Theo...urinals aren't for taking a dump in, a simple instruction lost on some grub at Dove Lake at Cradle Mountain when I was there...not what I was expecting to find when I walked in to the men's public dunny I tell ya >:(
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Stand on the grill so your not in the puddle left by the stand backers. ;D
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Speaking of Urinals.. ;D
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Jus the toes over the grill is the proper etiquette I believe......
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Jus the toes over the grill is the proper etiquette I believe......
X2
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because Men Can Multi task (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZR89ROkYxE#)