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Title: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: terravista on February 12, 2014, 04:14:34 PM
I have the need to give a moderate priced gift to someone from Sri Lanka.
I do not know their religious beliefs but they have a couple of statues of multi-armed elephants, little fat guys with gold coins stuck to their guts, and there is always incense burning
I could pass a bottle of grog to them but it may be against their beliefs and an insult.
Does anyone know of gifts that will not offend?
Cheers
Ian
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: Bird on February 12, 2014, 04:16:05 PM
I recommend this
http://www.myswag.org/index.php?topic=34082.0 (http://www.myswag.org/index.php?topic=34082.0)
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: broncos11 on February 12, 2014, 04:20:22 PM
It's obvious. A pack of 100 Dilmah tea bags. Kamahal can't be wrong
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: Tractor88 on February 12, 2014, 04:38:19 PM
1 x ice cold carton of Carlton Draught. Even Vishnu himself would approve of that surely.  ;D :cheers:
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: edz on February 12, 2014, 04:39:17 PM
A genuine Australian, Taiwanese made  rabbit / cat felt Akubra hat, A nice Chinese made toy Kaola with toxic small plastic kid choking bits and a genuine Aussie Bangladeshi made Bonds Aussie flag printed T- Shirt, thongs and beach towel set ..
Plus an Aussie seven course dinner to go ... A six pack and a pie .
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: macca on February 12, 2014, 04:43:12 PM
I used to work with a couple of them and they were very religous but they loved whiskey, only problem was the VSR have good taste so it had to be Dimple

macca

Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: Mace on February 12, 2014, 04:57:38 PM
Whiskey.

Usually Johnny walker red.

For my mates birthday I buy him blue. Black if an 0 birthday.

You will find them the most hospitable hosts. In their culture they show this by serving mountains of food.

Our freinds still eat with their right hand, but they setup cutlery as well.

Fantastic people.

Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: Steffo1 on February 12, 2014, 05:01:16 PM
It's obvious. A pack of 100 Dilmah tea bags. Kamahal can't be wrong
Got all his records have you?????
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: D4D on February 12, 2014, 05:10:59 PM
Yeah I'd go Whiskey too, Chivas.
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: scarps on February 12, 2014, 05:17:47 PM
Yep, use to have a Sri Lankan Manager on my team - good whiskey if they drink
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: Mace on February 12, 2014, 05:28:13 PM
The Sinhalese are Buddhist, the Tamils are Hindu, and the burghers (Eurasians) are Christian.

Buddha is a little fat guy, that may be him.

 :cheers:
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: Sawed-Off on February 12, 2014, 05:48:26 PM
A large pack of Tim-Tams works in any language or country.
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: terravista on February 12, 2014, 06:03:18 PM
Thanks guys
It looks like whiskey is the go.
The tyre idea sucks, apparently they need white writing in the Tamil language.
Only redneck white bastards put tea leaves in bags,
I can't findScotch flavoured Tim Tams so it's looking like grog.
Cheers
Ian
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: woolgoolgaoffroad on February 12, 2014, 06:18:24 PM
I was going to say the Ashes as thats the only way they will ever get them..... but I see this is a serious thread......wheres that delete button

 :police:
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: Tim - Stratford on February 12, 2014, 08:01:24 PM
Yeah I'd go Whiskey too, Chivas.

Try Sullivan Cove whiskey from Tassie S-M-O-O-T-H  :cup:
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: Chesapeake on February 14, 2014, 11:57:24 AM
A genuine Australian, Taiwanese made  rabbit / cat felt Akubra hat, A nice Chinese made toy Kaola with toxic small plastic kid choking bits and a genuine Aussie Bangladeshi made Bonds Aussie flag printed T- Shirt, thongs and beach towel set ..
Plus an Aussie seven course dinner to go ... A six pack and a pie .
Are you sure Akubra hats are made in Taiwan now?I thought they were still made in Kempsey.
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: Bunyip on February 14, 2014, 02:24:05 PM
Are you sure Akubra hats are made in Taiwan now?I thought they were still made in Kempsey.

They are made in Australia. Was listening to the guy on the radio the other day.

He was saying that they import some pelts as supply is low in Australia. Not what the farmers around here are saying but in any case....
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: areyonga on February 14, 2014, 02:58:37 PM
A kangaroo scrotum money bag, always a hit with overseas people.  I always had a few when I traveled, a real conversation piece
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: prodigyrf on February 16, 2014, 12:10:46 AM
Not exactly my cup of tea but only too glad to help out old boy. Thought India would be nice but a chap at the Foreign Office tells me we don't own it anymore.  Rhodesia perhaps..?
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: terravista on February 17, 2014, 09:14:31 AM
Well, I got him a bottle of Whiskey. Not that Scottish crap but nice bottle of Jameson Irish.
He smiled and thanked me, so it couldn't have been all bad.
As for Kangaroo scrotum bag, why the hell would I want to give him something that would be a constant reminder of K Rudds face?   
Cheers
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: prodigyrf on February 17, 2014, 12:24:26 PM
Dreadfully sorry old bean. Fotheringham just informs me we might have got our communiques crossed up. Had awful visions of those bally colonials advising despatching a shipload of petrified possum penises or some such rot off to Ceylon. Didn't need another international incident on our hands and upsetting the cricket.
Egads! I've gone and mentioned the cricket in polite company again and now the Undersecretary wants a little chat about the impending knighthood most likely.  Another crisis on my hands, but do keep me posted and as your PM would say- Gotta zip!
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: Topender on February 17, 2014, 12:55:50 PM
Dreadfully sorry old bean. Fotheringham just informs me we might have got our communiques crossed up. Had awful visions of those bally colonials advising despatching a shipload of petrified possum penises or some such rot off to Ceylon. Didn't need another international incident on our hands and upsetting the cricket.
Egads! I've gone and mentioned the cricket in polite company again and now the Undersecretary wants a little chat about the impending knighthood most likely.  Another crisis on my hands, but do keep me posted and as your PM would say- Gotta zip!

I want what he's on ^^^^^^ (Not really)  :cheers:
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: prodigyrf on February 17, 2014, 01:42:03 PM
"What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?"

Trust Horatio D Bumblebum. He's from the Foreign Ministry and he's here to help  ;D
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: SambOz on February 17, 2014, 01:52:49 PM
Try Sullivan Cove whiskey from Tassie S-M-O-O-T-H  :cup:

You're making to many $$$'s on the OT mate !    :cheers:



Good luck to ya  ;D
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: Tim - Stratford on February 17, 2014, 03:18:34 PM

Good luck to ya  ;D

I'll share some 'round the campfire one day!  :cheers:

Tim
Title: Re: What do you give Sri Lankan's for a present?
Post by: areyonga on February 17, 2014, 03:36:50 PM
Well, I got him a bottle of Whiskey. Not that Scottish crap but nice bottle of Jameson Irish.
He smiled and thanked me, so it couldn't have been all bad.
As for Kangaroo scrotum bag, why the hell would I want to give him something that would be a constant reminder of K Rudds face?   
Cheers

 :cup: