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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: gclan on January 28, 2013, 08:06:14 AM
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CALLING ALL BUSH POETS
We have three fantastic map packs courtesy of our friends at Hema to giveaway to those who are able to best capture the spirit of the Australian bush, your favourite 4WD destination or great 4WD track in poem form.
Since many of you can be very creative with a yarn, I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to get those creative juices flowing and possibly even win yourself a great prize while you're at it ;D
Entries via our Misadventure 4WD Facebook page (below)
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Misad...43025632464631 (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Misad...43025632464631)
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but what if you aren't on facebook, can someone else put it up?
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Wots facebook ???
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but what if you aren't on facebook, can someone else put it up?
Not on Facebook...sacre bleu :o
Can't see a problem with that, just make sure they enter your details so that you end up with the prize if you win it :cheers:
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Geez you lot. Just get on Facebook. You only share if you post.
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Put pen to paper...there's still enough time
The words don't really even have to rhyme ;D
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Don't know if anyone on here got creative and entered the comp, but unfortunately time's up. There were some great entries, and I'm told it was very hard to decide between them, but there had to be a winner so here is the winning poem.
Misadventure 4WD TV
HEMA POETRY COMP - 1ST PLACE
Louise Thompson
What the day may bring
We set off slowly for adventures afar, building the speed with camper and car.
The suns climbing slowly turning dark into light, the heat has replaced the coolness of night.
The fuel gauge is dropping as we push down the black; the colours are changing as we engage the dirt track.
The reds are so rich and the yellows so deep, Soon we will stop and find somewhere to sleep.
We travelled a while until we found somewhere right, with water and wildlife and not a person in sight.
An area was found and a campsite was made, as temperatures escalate there was a need for the shade.
With the awning erect, we sat in the breeze; we watched for a moment the grass and the trees.
They swayed oh so gently with the wind back and forth, is this, what it’s like, living up north?
It’s peaceful and calm with not a trouble around, the suns now descending and out comes the sound.
The frogs and the crickets is all that is heard echoing sounds through their own spoken word.
The car makes odd ticks as it cools from the track, the bumps and the holes and the dust in the back.
There’s dust on the camper, us and the car, but the day brought great memories from leaving the tar.
It’s time to lie down for our bodies to rest; we’re tired and burnt from a long day’s conquest.
Tomorrow we’ll drive to experience more things, Australia is great because the adventure it brings.
If your life’s lacking adventure, give it a push! You’re not the same person once you experience the Bush.
Congrats Louise!
You've won yourself a fantastic Hema goodies pack valued at $185 including:
A Hema 4WD Adventures Guidebook
Hema Aus Road & 4WD Atlas
Hema Great Desert Tracks Map Pack
Plus a Hema Australia Outback Adventure map.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Misadventure-4WD-TV/243025632464631 (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Misadventure-4WD-TV/243025632464631)
I have to say I'm a bit of a softy, it actually brought a little tear to my eye when I read it. Made me want to jump in the Defender and head West...or far, far North >:D ;D
Karen
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Fantastic poem. Not that I'm a literary critic, but had I entered a Limerick my father taught me years ago, I may have given the comp a fair shake, it goes like this...
There was a young man from Sydney
Who drank till he ruined his kidney
He drank and he drank
And it shrank and it shrank
But he had fun doing it, didn't he?
Well done Louise
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Maybe we could hold our own poetry 'non-competition' on here... just for fun, that way all you non-facebookers can show how clever you all are too :cup:
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Love it Marschy. It could apply to a few Swaggers on here, not mentioning any names :angel:
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Great idea. I reckon it may keep the mods busy though. :-)
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l dreamed one day that l would just drive away
To see the country as the miles rolled away
With a quest to be there where ever l be
And a thirst to explor all l could see
The sights are unique as its all just out there
So lets shut the front door & dream no more :cheers:
l have updated the work as it didnt work :cheers: so the vnext post is differant :cheers:
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l dreamed one day that l would just drive away
To see the country as the mile roll by
With a quest to be there where ever l be
And a thirst to explor all l see before
The sights are unique as its all just out there
So lets shut the front door & dream no more :cheers:
Nice. Is that a speewa original?
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Yep :cheers:
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Jeeper's Camping Poem......
T'was the night before camping,
and all through the house.
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even a mouse....cause the cat got it.
So up at 2.00 and into the loo,
Half an hour later, i'd finished me poo.
By 4.00 i was ready, to hook up the tregg hitch.
The wife was still sleeping, the great lazy bitch.
By 6.00 we were ready, the CT and Jeep.
To piss off the neighbours, the horn we did beep.
We were off on holidays, we'll be gone for week.
The weather was changing, looking somewhat bleak.
At Inskip Point, tyre pressures down by gauge in hand.
Moments later, we were bogged in the sand.
The Jeep not just bogged, stuck on her belly,
I think while shoveling, i dropped out a smelly.
Before too long,
We were on the barge.
Arrrrggh, that's all i've got, some one else can pick it up from here.
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Jeeper's Camping Poem......
T'was the night before camping,
and all through the house.
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even a mouse....cause the cat got it.
So up at 2.00 and into the loo,
Half an hour later, i'd finished me poo.
By 4.00 i was ready, to hook up the tregg hitch.
The wife was still sleeping, the great lazy bitch.
By 6.00 we were ready, the CT and Jeep.
To piss off the neighbours, the horn we did beep.
We were off on holidays, we'll be gone for week.
The weather was changing, looking somewhat bleak.
At Inskip Point, tyre pressures down by gauge in hand.
Moments later, we were bogged in the sand.
The Jeep not just bogged, stuck on her belly,
I think while shoveling, i dropped out a smelly.
Before too long,
We were on the barge.
Arrrrggh, that's all i've got, some one else can pick it up from here.
& then it rained & the camp flooded & the fridge went warm & the wind blew the saddle of a night mare
& we went home
( Something like that ) >:D :cheers:
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That's beautiful
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There was a young bloke from Glenn Acker
Who considered himself a bush tracker
But he fell in some ruts
Landed square on his nuts
So went home with a black & bruised knacker
;D :cheers:
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There was a young bloke called Hunt
I don't remember the rest..... ;D
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Don't be bashful. No-one's calling jeepers a poof for posting poetry, let's hear the rest.
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I wrote Mandrake a Xmas Carol ...
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And.......
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Okay so I've taken out the Fa la la la la la la's to make it easier to read:
Silly season xmas special
Mandrake's selling solar panels
He's heavily reducing prices
To get you through your power crisis
Limited stock so get in quickly
Don't ask to discount anything else or he'll get prickly
You will need a coupla batteries
It works best if they are matching
The panels will work in overcast weather
But full sun is much better
They sell cables & plugs & stuff that needs crimping
So you can go way out back free camping
Buy them off Mandrake, Jetcrew & Burnsy
They can get your beer fridge working
Selling them to all MySwaggies
They even come in little padded baggies
Yes, you need this stuff when you go camping
It will feel like you are glamping
Fat & Thin, free standing & folding
Mono & Poly both Crystaline
They even have fancy new technology
So get in and buy during Steve's Silly Season Sale
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I think i'm gunna cry.... :'(
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I think this thread is helping some of us come out of the closet.., in a literary sense.
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I've just laughed til I cried. Who'd have thought you were all a clever lot after all ;) ;D
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There is talent out there
Way out there ::)
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There were rumours on the forum, for the word had passed around
That a camper trailer from China had arrived
It was a hard floor with a toolbox - it weighed two thousand pound
From it's long trip many wondered how it survived
All the tried and tested makers of camper trailers near and far
Were bolstered by the intruder in their sight
For these swaggers love their camping where the wild bush tracks are
They weren't about to give in without a fight
Then fast the threads did follow, their opinions cruel and bent
Of the need to buy Australian instead
And the battlers answered fiercely, It's camping that we want
And we'll do it in our imported Chinese tent
Then upward, ever upward, the annexes did rise
In National Parks and camps Australia wide
Then my beloved one whispered to me , Can we go home now dear
I'll freeze me tits off if I don't get inside
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Here's my ramblings ;D
Camping setup – a wife’s monologue
I don’t like this, not flat enough, we need more space to put our stuff
the table will be on a lean, lets move to another spot I’ve seen
Not close enough, to that shade, A foot to the right will have it made ,
Back it in, back out, too far, too near. Yes dear, we can fit it here
What’s that, oh no, it is a dip, we wouldn’t want the kids to trip
And a root protruding, we can’t have that, we’ll never make that mat lie flat
Reverse again around that rock, between the trees and concrete block
Face it east, or south or west, that’s the place I’ll like the best
Too close to the fire, too far from the dunny
Don’t face the neighbours, they’ll think us funny
Spin it around, oh its already pegged
Do it anyway you haven't dropped the legs
Wait! stop your work! I hope, you haven’t tied that final rope, ,
I’ve found another site that 's better, if it pours we’ll be less wetter
Ok, that’s it, I think I’m done, setting up is so much fun
Oh before you sit and have a beer, could you go be a dear.
And set up that shower tent and hot water, and loo, and washing line, and tables and chairs,
and ........where did you go?.........
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Got a good laugh out that, love it
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thanks Marschy,
It got a bit Dr Suessy at times ;D
Both me and my chinese tent liked your new classic - they could make a movie out of it!
Imagine a 4wd & camper in tow descending that really steep hill from the original movie.....I'd pay to see that
:cheers:
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They could call it something like "The Tent from old Tibet" (can't think of a place in China that rhymes with Regret)
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Banjo Paterson and Dr Seuss, two of my all time favourite authors :cup: You've done them proud Marschy and SkyPig.
By the way SkyPig, have you been watching us set up camp? ;D
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Now, we all know the hit song by the Monkees...... :D
"I'm a GIC Believer" as done by Uncle Creepers.
I thought love was only true in camping shops
Meant for someone else but not for me.
GIC was out to get me
That's the way it seemed.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
Then I saw my camper, now I'm a GIC believer
Not a trace of doubt, left in my mind.
I'm in love, I'm a GIC believer!
I couldn't sell my CT if I tried.
I thought camping was more or less a given thing,
Seems the more I spent the less I got.
What's the use in camping?
All you get is pain.
When I needed sunshine I got rain.
Then I saw my CT, now I'm a GIC believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love, I'm a GIC believer!
I couldn't sell her if I tried.
The End.
No, i don't have a GIC trailer, but i know someone who would've got a woody over this. ;D
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Banjo Paterson and Dr Seuss, two of my all time favourite authors :cup: You've done them proud Marschy and SkyPig.
By the way SkyPig, have you been watching us set up camp? ;D
Yep, got a hidden camera filming everything ;D
So we are not the only ones to have arguments....er vigourous discussions on setting up?? . I reckon if your relationship can survive setting up camp more than once, you must have a good thing??
Uncle Creepers has outdone himself with the GIC song ;D
Loved it! :cheers:
In the interests of full disclosure, I am allowed to comment as I do have a GIC tent, (albeit on a rather more substantial trailer - Can't beat Track's MC2 suspension 8))