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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Tom on November 18, 2012, 06:35:04 PM
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Forget telling someone, you like their cooking,( or insert your option here ) so as not to hurt their feelings.
Beause then you get it Day after day after Day.
cheers.
Titch
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& some think my posts are of little sence / W T F are you on about :cheers:
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I have learnt.... that before helping hubby and getting under a car on a trolley bed... tie you hip length hair in a bun not a pony tail. It kinds gets caught in the wheels, OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'( :'( :'(
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Think before you hit the "post" button!
And to expect the unexpected!
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I have learnt not to let my son pull my hand into his mouth when he is teething........
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that progress payments are a thing of the past.
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What I have learnt this week is "If it has Tits or wheels it will give you trouble" :cheers:
Bd
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Gee your slow. My old man drummed that into me the second I started school I reckon lmao
Sent from an overpriced, overengineered, outdated gadget that can make phone calls, sometimes.
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I have learnt this week that people will eventually surprise you ...
BF asked me to get some days off so we could spend 4 days camping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o
BTW: That is NOT complaining. Just surprised I didn't have to convince him this time. ;D Gordon Country here we come!!
Kit_e
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That there is a thing called FATE
Because wife finds secondhand Jimboomba CT on Gumtree
that they couldnt sell because of there location
while i was negotiating a deal with Jimboomba and just about to pay
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Forget telling someone, you like their cooking,( or insert your option here ) so as not to hurt their feelings.
Beause then you get it Day after day after Day.
This is a variation on my Boss' Coffee theory.
First day on the job, you offer to make your Boss a cup of coffee.
You make the worst damn cup of coffee you can manage. I don't care what you put in it - be creative.
Boss never asks you to make him coffee ever again. Bonus points if the Boss takes pity on your terribly coffee making skills, and starts making YOU a coffee.
As for what I have learnt this week:
The only people that actually go to a nude beach are exactly the people that you most certainly do NOT want to see naked.
Cheers!
Matto :)
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No matter how bad things look or you think your life sux, take five minutes to look around you, there are people in far deeper poo or are worse off than yourself.
Get outside every day, Miracles are waiting everywhere
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I learnt this last week.(sorry).
This big,hairy,50 year old softy can get all choked up about his eldest child(daughter) finishing senior and going out into the big wide world.
Time for another beer.
Rod
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I have learnt this week that everyone is entitled to their own opinion no matter how wrong they are. :cheers:
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This is a variation on my Boss' Coffee theory.
First day on the job, you offer to make your Boss a cup of coffee.
You make the worst damn cup of coffee you can manage. I don't care what you put in it - be creative.
Boss never asks you to make him coffee ever again. Bonus points if the Boss takes pity on your terribly coffee making skills, and starts making YOU a coffee.
As for what I have learnt this week:
The only people that actually go to a nude beach are exactly the people that you most certainly do NOT want to see naked.
Cheers!
Matto :)
Of course the boss theory goes out the door if you work in a coffee shop and yes all the wrong people go to nudist beaches......well so I have been told
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Forgot to add my lesson of the week.
Pack the weeks clothes in a small bag when going to work so when Qantas want to lighten the load they can't take your bag of as its stuffed in the over head locker
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No matter how bad things look or you think your life sux, take five minutes to look around you, there are people in far deeper poo or are worse off than yourself.
Get outside every day, Miracles are waiting everywhere
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I'm still not quite right yet but Miracles are happining
I'm still here to annoy the crap out of my family :cheers:
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I learnt something this week, one must listen to what one wife actually said before repling with a paper bag would be cheaper.
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I learnt something this week, one must listen to what one wife actually said before repling with a paper bag would be cheaper.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Well, not this week, but about 24 months ago, after a heart attack, that every day spent looking down at the grass is a shyte load better than the alternative ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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There are a lot of people in hospital [or the cemetary] that would love to have played golf as badly as you today.
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There are a lot of people in hospital [or the cemetary] that would love to have played golf as badly as you today.
Well said hem19x
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Being a lazy arse and not fitting a $5 latch to positively hold the upright freezer door closed, several months ago..........................................................................................Has now just cost a freezer full of defrosted meat and fish and an indoor water feature in the kitchen .....
AAAAAAAArrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BUGGER it !!!!!!
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Being a lazy arse and not fitting a $5 latch to positively hold the upright freezer door closed, several months ago..........................................................................................Has now just cost a freezer full of defrosted meat and fish and an indoor water feature in the kitchen .....
AAAAAAAArrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BUGGER it !!!!!!
On the upside, you now have an indoor pool. That has to add value to your house! :cheers:
Cheers
Evo
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No matter how bad things look or you think your life sux, take five minutes to look around you, there are people in far deeper poo or are worse off than yourself.
Get outside every day, Miracles are waiting everywhere
:cheers:
Whole heartedly agree - life's too short for self pity. If you don't like it - change it!!
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Whole heartedly agree - life's too short for self pity. If you don't like it - change it!!
OR you are exactly where you want to be right now , & the only constant in life is change :cheers:
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Do not wash the BBQ's with hot water, while the wife is in the shower. ;D
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What have I learnt..
Australian drivers are getting dumber and worse.
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That people who hide behind the anonymity of their keyboard, aren't as tough & hardcore in person ;D
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Australian drivers are getting dumber and worse.
You need to come to Cairns for a while. As much as I'd like to blame the tourists (and there's certainly some of them that need re-educating with a sack of half-bricks), the locals are just as bad.
Contrast this to when I was driving in LA a few years back. Everyone was courteous, left room, let you change lanes if/when you needed to, etc. I was dreading it, we've all heard stories about the lawlessness of the LA freeways, but it was wonderfully refreshing. Even when I did do something silly, right in front of a cop as it turns out, he just smiled at the useless tourist and waved me through - here it would have resulted in a half-hour verbal barrage. Whenever I get cranky on the roads here, I try and remember that if people in LA can behave in a civil fashion, then I'm sure I can too.
That people who hide behind the anonymity of their keyboard, aren't as tough & hardcore in person ;D
Some people. Doesn't apply to me - I'm actually tougher. But even I pale before the sheer hardcoreness of D4D.
This week I've learnt that Friday is the best day of the week - it's just such a shame that there's 4 work days in front of it.
Cheers,
Matto :)
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Contrast this to when I was driving in LA a few years back. Everyone was courteous, left room, let you change lanes if/when you needed to, etc.
Victoria was like that the first time I moved here in 92-93.. Couldnt believe it (Coming from Sydney, Russia would havse been better)
But now Melbourne is just as ****ed
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That whenever i cycle to work it will always be a head wind home no matter what
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Couldnt believe it (Coming from Sydney, Russia would havse been better)
Sydney must be worse than I thought then!
????? ??? ??? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPkE2hHneP4#ws)
(and yes, at 1:42 he really is shooting at the driver...)
Cheers,
Matto :)
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Ah, the commute to work everyday :-)
No wonder so many people have dash mounted cameras!!!
Bunyip
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My learning has lead me to the belief that no matter how old I am (52 years) and no matter how much I have experienced I will never know as much as my 30yr old, 21 yr old and 17 yr old children (I've still got the 13yr old bluffed). One day I hope to be young enough to know everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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One day I hope to be young enough to know everything!
You did! about 35 years ago... but you've forgotten it all now ;D
I love the retort we get when we remind our oldest that we were 15 once too. " yeah nah it's different these days, like you guys had it so much easier back then"
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I learnt that Fridays are terrible days when you have no Internet and no Computers all day when your business relies on them to do just about everything. Just glad its over but still have 4 hour tomorrow to struggle through hopefully it may all be working tomorrow. :-[
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I learnt not to stuff up my dates and rule out the wrong Friday in my diary.
Thinking the Kilkivan Xmas drinks was next Friday, i'd booked in 7 mows for yesterday and a further 3 today.
I've now started taking jobs for next Friday..... May as well, seeing as how i cant tell my arse from my elbow.
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My learning has lead me to the belief that no matter how old I am (52 years) and no matter how much I have experienced I will never know as much as my 30yr old, 21 yr old and 17 yr old children (I've still got the 13yr old bluffed). One day I hope to be young enough to know everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mt sentiments exactly - Well said........ ;D ;D ;D
I've also learnt that everything now is "like"something. It never "is" its "like"
So the car was like super cool. It wasn't super cool it was like super cool.
Ah the digital world.....................
At least beer is still real.
Oh no sorry, I've been told its "like"awesome. Not actually awesome, "like"awesome...................
Get a haircut and learn to talk. Lets hope Gen Z has some direction and hope....... >:D >:D >:D >:D
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For some reason, it is taking me much longer to get up off the floor when wrestling with the kids, dogs etc.....
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For some reason, it is taking me much longer to get up off the floor when wrestling with the kids, dogs etc.....
That's coz the floor gets further away as you get older (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing002.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)