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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Jeepers Creepers on July 03, 2012, 05:38:49 AM
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I was having a great night last night at our local dance club.
They played The Twist so I Twisted like Chubby Checker.
They played Jump by Van Halen so I jumped like rabbit on speed.
Then they played Come On Eileen.
I've been banned for life. ???
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LMFAO
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You deserve the ban.! poor Eileen........ :cup: ;D
BHG
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Your a very funny man ;D
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Very good. Gave me a smile on this otherwise work filled Tuesday Morning. Nice
Cheers
Frank
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Very funny...
By the way "Where did you get those Peepers"
Cheers
Parry
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I live on the Fraser Coast.....that wouldn't get you banned! :D
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I knew a one legged girl, her name was Eileen
She had a pet snake, she called him Russell
She also had a couple of dogs, one was called Timex the other was called Rolex, they were watchdogs
She had a boyfriend, his name was Phillip McKrevis
I'll stop now........
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just read that to my work mates we all cracked up
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Lmfao :cup: :cup:That's gold
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Thats gold :cheers:
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That's fantastic, even made my missus smile ;D and that not easy ATM
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What a coincidence, i took the wife to a disco on the weekend also.
There was a guy on the dance floor giving it everything he had.....breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works.
My wife turned to me and said..."see that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and i turned him down."
I said..."looks like he's still bloody celebrating!!!".
;D ;D
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I knew a one legged girl, her name was Eileen
Did you hear she got the leg fixed and had to change her name to Noleen ;D
She had an asian friend with one leg, her name was Irene ???
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Lol :D
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I live on the Fraser Coast.....that wouldn't get you banned! :D
Yep.
Played "Eileen" 14 times straight on the jukebox in the Rainbow Pub one night.
Jeez, thats nearly 30 years ago.
Rod
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Well I walked up behind my Mrs the other day and stood there admiring her when all of a sudden she bent over to pick something off the bottom shelf.
Well I could not contain myself and just had to give it to her right there and then.
While we were going for it I got a tap on the shoulder. Surprised I stopped to look who it was.
The manager of the supermarket we were at kicked us out saying it was not appropriate behavior and we were not welcomed there anymore!
Regards
Crisp Image
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can we please maintain the G rating :police:
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:cup: Gold
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Call me a prude if you want, but this is getting a bit close to the edge when it comes to decency in a family orientated site.
Tjupurula
My apologies for this post....I should have realised some people simply cannot help themselves.
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Call me a prude if you want, but this is getting a bit close to the edge when it comes to decency in a family orientated site.
Tjupurula
OK
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Call me a prude if you want, but this is getting a bit close to the edge when it comes to decency in a family orientated site.
Tjupurula
PRUDE !
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A bloke is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells "Don't enter that church you daft clown, it's a trap!!!"
His wife asks him "What are you watching?"
Husband replies "Our wedding video"
>:D >:D >:D
Geez it's hard work cleaning the swearing out of these jokes up to put on the forum...lol
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:cup:
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some people simply cannot help themselves.
http://myswag.org/forum/index.php?topic=19443.0 (http://myswag.org/forum/index.php?topic=19443.0)
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http://myswag.org/forum/index.php?topic=19443.0 (http://myswag.org/forum/index.php?topic=19443.0)
Yes Rooscoota
I did put in a joke in that thread, but I challenge you to find anything offensive in that joke. I have always posted in this site in accordance with the rules of the site, acknowledging that it is a family orientated site. That is the reason that I would not join another forum, as I know that here my grandkids can read and enjoy as well. They love the "funnies" on this forum, and I reckon the entire team involved in putting this site together, and regulating it, do a fantastic job.
Just my opinion.
Tjupurula
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take a chill pill mate, i was just referring to a thread specifically for a purpose, not what is posted there. the contents of the joke really doesnt concern me, i'm no prude.
its all good
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Call me a prude if you want, but this is getting a bit close to the edge when it comes to decency in a family orientated site.
Tjupurula
My apologies for this post....I should have realised some people simply cannot help themselves.
Chill out mate, this is a forum for adult campers and the like and not a kindergarden or church forum. At worst the language is mild and suggestive. Nothing wrong or offensive with that. It is your responsibility as a parent/grandparent to monitor and control what your children/grandchildren read or watch. Our forum should'nt have to be adjusted to suit them.
You should be more concerned in what they watch on the TV. Nudity, foul language and violence, and that's just The News.
As for your "cannot help themselves " comment, that is a cheap shot at our members who actually have a life and enjoy a little humour along the way. ;D
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Chill out mate, this is a forum for adult campers and the like and not a kindergarden or church forum. At worst the language is mild and suggestive. Nothing wrong or offensive with that. It is your responsibility as a parent/grandparent to monitor and control what your children/grandchildren read or watch. Our forum should'nt have to be adjusted to suit them.
You should be more concerned in what they watch on the TV. Nudity, foul language and violence, and that's just The News.
As for your "cannot help themselves " comment, that is a cheap shot at our members who actually have a life and enjoy a little humour along the way. ;D
Ain't that the truth
The excact reason why I dont post much here anymore ... it may / will offend someone
Cheers Jim
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Hang on, I only said things were getting "close to the edge", and that is the truth. I, like everyone I assume, read the rules and regulations for the site, and post accordingly. The only comment I made in regards to my grandkids is how much they like the funnies on the, such as the funny mods, and the photo's that come up now and then which are extremely funny.
People adding definitions to comments that have not been made is very unfair.
I know several of the people on this site, and they love this site as it is not aggressive like so many other sites, and very family friendly. I fail to see what I have said that is wrong. More fool me for expressing an opinion.
Tjupurula
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I suppose that if the joke was placed in the Joke thread, rather than a separate one, it probably wouldn't have rated a comment.
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Whoa! Tj. Don't go getting upset, you are perfectly entitled to have your opinion, as am i. It's just that both our opinions differ as we view the situation differently. I'm sure there is some middle ground in there somewhere that will satisfy us both.
Cheers
Robbo :cheers:
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I knew a one legged girl, her name was Eileen
Did you hear she got the leg fixed and had to change her name to Noleen ;D
She had an asian friend with one leg, her name was Irene ???
I knew her - she had a 3 legged dog called Pauline, got married to a bloke with a bird on his head called Cliff, best man was that chap with a car on his head called Jack. Their bridesmades were two twins that lived between the houses called Ali and Elaine. The priest was a bit wierd - had a rabbit up his ass - his name was Warren.
Small world but I'd hate to vacuum it.
TC
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Well I walked up behind my Mrs the other day and stood there admiring her when all of a sudden she bent over to pick something off the bottom shelf.
Well I could not contain myself and just had to give it to her right there and then.
While we were going for it I got a tap on the shoulder. Surprised I stopped to look who it was.
The manager of the supermarket we were at kicked us out saying it was not appropriate behavior and we were not welcomed there anymore!
Regards
Crisp Image
I remember Billy Connelly talking about his first time - he had Playboy open at the centre spread and was going for it ...... and the newsagent said "I hope you're going to buy that magazine"
TC
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How to get banned from the local kinder -
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
to fetch for young Rover a bone
when she bent over
Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own.
TC
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How to get banned from the local kinder -
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
to fetch for young Rover a bone
when she bent over
Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own.
TC
somebody has been listening to Andrew dice clay :cheers: