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Title: Drop bears
Post by: Knight44 on February 03, 2012, 08:50:46 AM
If you'd like to know more about drop bears, and the dangers you face while camping, have a look at this link  :D

http://australianmuseum.net.au/Drop-Bear (http://australianmuseum.net.au/Drop-Bear)
Title: Re: Drop bears
Post by: TOY80ST on February 03, 2012, 09:07:27 AM
There are a few more here also.

http://myswag.org/forum/index.php?topic=17098.msg262780#msg262780 (http://myswag.org/forum/index.php?topic=17098.msg262780#msg262780)

Some swaggers were very creative also with a little bit of photo shop work.
Title: Re: Drop bears
Post by: noel_w on February 03, 2012, 09:10:57 AM
We don't have drop bears in Qld, the Bundy Bear dispatched them all
Title: Re: Drop bears
Post by: crackacoldie on February 03, 2012, 09:21:05 AM
Vegemite will keep you safe. ;D

 :cheers: Cracka
Title: Re: Drop bears
Post by: Dreama on February 03, 2012, 11:38:03 AM
Be assured, they also exist in WA as well. ;D
Title: Re: Drop bears
Post by: speewa158 on February 04, 2012, 06:31:13 AM
Don't start any silly roomers that will get out of hand . Though l have a Govt Grant to do research  into the possibility of using Drop bears for National Security .  Cant really say to much as its very HushHush  ;D         BUT ,,,,,, I am establishing the DBBP ( Drop Bear Breeding Program at a secret location here in Vic . Though we have some funding any donations would be gratefully accepted or  :cheers:
At The DBBP Institute we are looking to build the numbers so pairs can be released in to the bush around the coast as a deterrent . The only way to detect such an animal would be to see large deprecations under established trees , from repeated attacks  .Newcomers will always look at the trees & not at the ground missing the teltail dip then WAMO. As a safety feature we at DBBPI are punching a hole in 1 ear to create a whistling sound as they plummet to the ground so you can step aside quickly . For more info on the subject fax me some  :cheers: & we can discuss the as long as the beers last  :cheers:
Title: Re: Drop bears
Post by: barneys on February 04, 2012, 09:46:08 AM
i think bindi are more of a threat to campers safety . as we know they are a little animal that lives in grass and  bites you on the feet if you have no shoes on
Title: Re: Drop bears
Post by: Forest on February 04, 2012, 10:34:08 AM
Speewa

This DBBP Institute

Its right next door to the 'Ponds Insitute' right?
Title: Re: Drop bears
Post by: GGV8Cruza on February 04, 2012, 10:38:24 AM

At The DBBP Institute we are looking to build the numbers so pairs can be released in to the bush around the coast as a deterrent . The only way to detect such an animal would be to see large deprecations under established trees , from repeated attacks  .Newcomers will always look at the trees & not at the ground missing the teltail dip then WAMO. As a safety feature we at DBBPI are punching a hole in 1 ear to create a whistling sound as they plummet to the ground so you can step aside quickly . For more info on the subject fax me some  :cheers: & we can discuss the as long as the beers last  :cheers:

Are these drop bears on the payroll Speewa, I was wondering who was making you PDFP (Pre dug Fire Pits)  ;D

GG
Title: Re: Drop bears
Post by: corynmelnkids on February 04, 2012, 10:39:02 AM
I don't know what would be worse a drop bear or the bundy bear.
Never been attacked by a drop bear yet but that bundy bear he can hit you pretty hard same with those wild turkeys.   :cheers:
Title: Re: Drop bears
Post by: ralphedward on February 04, 2012, 08:01:49 PM
Speewa

This DBBP Institute

Its right next door to the 'Ponds Insitute' right?

DBBP  - It's short for  - Drunk Bastards Belittling Poor Speewas  ( sorry that's the plural - DPPBs)
Title: Re: Drop bears
Post by: speewa158 on February 04, 2012, 11:47:34 PM
                                                                          ;D
                                                                            :cheers: