Post by: BigJules on January 06, 2012, 10:27:52 AM
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What is your "Isn't it funny how..."?
Post by: D4D on January 06, 2012, 10:46:47 AM
Post by: singo-26 on January 06, 2012, 10:50:02 AM
Post by: Wandering Tassie on January 06, 2012, 10:51:45 AM
Trevor
Post by: toad on January 06, 2012, 10:52:15 AM
Isn't it funny when you're driving and you say I must not hit that rock, ledge, rut etc. and then you do...That's because you are looking at the threat and you automatically go there. Better not to look at it, or even better still, wear your hoodie back to front.
Post by: dno on January 06, 2012, 10:56:46 AM
Post by: areyonga on January 06, 2012, 11:17:18 AM
Post by: Campa on January 06, 2012, 11:18:18 AM
Post by: UTE 701 on January 06, 2012, 12:09:16 PM
- After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
- Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
-The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act
- If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
- If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the very next morning you will have a flat tyre.
- If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
- When the body is fully immersed in bath water, the telephone rings.
-The probability of meeting someone you know , increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
- When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will...
- The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
- At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance.
- As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
- If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
- The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
- As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
- If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Post by: kylarama on January 06, 2012, 12:16:52 PM
You come inside after a morning of brushcutting to the moaning of 2 female teenagers and 2 girls under 4 wanting food.
You whip up a round of steak sandwiches for all, only to discover theres no bread or sauce left when its your turn :'(
Typing this while not enjoying my very low carb, condiment free open steak sandwich >:(
I'm sorry, but I fail to see the funny side of this...
Post by: LJs GU on January 06, 2012, 12:26:38 PM
I'm sorry, but I fail to see the funny side of this...
that's ok kylarama... I see the funny side enough for both of us. >:D
But did they stop whinging???
LJ
Post by: noel_w on January 06, 2012, 12:40:04 PM
You put the carkeys in the inside tent pocket of the CT and don't need them again till you're all packed up & ready to hitch the CT to the GQ.....
No it hasn't happened yet but I'm waiting (I reckon so is SWMBO so she can pay out)
Post by: LJs GU on January 06, 2012, 12:49:22 PM
sshh don't tell anyone about this though in case they recognise my CT.
Cheers
LJ
Post by: noel_w on January 06, 2012, 12:57:27 PM
Great tip
and I won't tell anyone where you keep the keys. Now what does your CT look like?
Post by: BigJules on January 06, 2012, 01:05:25 PM
Isn't it funny how....... there's never enough time to do the job probably the first time, but you always have enough time to fix it when its not right!
Yep.
Post by: LJs GU on January 06, 2012, 01:11:58 PM
Hi LJ
Great tip
and I won't tell anyone where you keep the keys. Now what does your CT look like?
Box trailer-ish... 2 wheels... canvas tent on top.
You can't miss it.
Oh and it usually has a Weber near it smoking away on a leg o' lamb...
LJ
Post by: singo-26 on January 06, 2012, 01:26:00 PM
Box trailer-ish... 2 wheels... canvas tent on top.
You can't miss it.
Oh and it usually has a Weber near it smoking away on a leg o' lamb...
LJ
So it stands out like alpacca's knackers? I'll keep an eye out for you. ;D ;D
Post by: LJs GU on January 06, 2012, 01:37:54 PM
I'll keep an eye out for you. ;D ;D
Not required; I've got 3 kids... You'll know where we are. ;)
LJ
Post by: singo-26 on January 06, 2012, 01:40:57 PM
Not required; I've got 3 kids... You'll know where we are. ;)
LJ
I'll send a scouting mission my 3 vs yours. ;D ;D
Post by: qlddsl on January 06, 2012, 04:27:19 PM
Post by: singo-26 on January 06, 2012, 04:30:49 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: speewa158 on January 06, 2012, 04:45:36 PM
My wife has a habit when I can't find something of asking where I left it. If I knew where I left it I wouldn't be looking for it.Strange logic ,,,, Women ,,,,,,, Strange Cattle I'm off to hide under the CT just till she forgets . might take some :cheers: with me this might take a,, a,,, a,,,, bit ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Bill on January 06, 2012, 06:36:41 PM
Bill and Morag
Post by: singo-26 on January 06, 2012, 07:03:42 PM
What you lost is always found in the last place you look???
Bill and Morag
But is that only cause you stop looking when you find it?
:cheers:
Post by: Bill on January 06, 2012, 08:03:52 PM
Bill and Morag
Post by: Robertsons on January 06, 2012, 08:43:32 PM
Isn't it funny how....Isnt it funny when
You put the carkeys in the inside tent pocket of the CT and don't need them again till you're all packed up & ready to hitch the CT to the GQ.....
No it hasn't happened yet but I'm waiting (I reckon so is SWMBO so she can pay out)
Your zipping up the camper cover and your phone rings. Happened to us. Yes we did laugh and yes both phones stayed there.
Post by: rellbell on January 06, 2012, 09:05:59 PM
My wife has a habit when I can't find something of asking where I left it. If I knew where I left it I wouldn't be looking for it.
;D ;D ;D ;D
My mum always says "It'll be where you left it!" ever so helpful. cheers rellbell
Post by: kylarama on January 07, 2012, 02:31:26 PM
that's ok kylarama... I see the funny side enough for both of us. >:D
But did they stop whinging???
LJ
From the grunt the teenagers gave me as I served them their food while head down in facebook, I think so... The little ones still think dads the greatest, so all is good there.
Teenager and teenage friend have now departed for the weekend (I should check facebook to find out where), so I enter the bedroom this morning to retrived dirty dishes/cups. What do I find? 1 half eaten steak sandwich and 1 with barely 2 bites out of it >:(
Post by: maurerless on January 08, 2012, 06:22:17 PM
Isn't it funny how doctors call what they do "practice"?
Isn't it funny how if you buy a can of beans, there's a picture of beans on the label, but if you buy a can of dog food, there's a picture of a dog on the label?
;D
Tony
Post by: HEM19X on January 08, 2012, 08:05:48 PM
If you have a bunch of keys to try in a lock, the correct one is always the last one you try!
The stapler only ever runs out of staples when you are using it!
The fish were always biting "last week"!
You always sink the 4th [or 5th] putt!
Golf carts/buggies always break down at the furtherest point on the course from the clubhouse.
Post by: speewa158 on January 08, 2012, 08:08:20 PM
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Post by: rossow on January 09, 2012, 10:07:57 AM
That's because you are looking at the threat and you automatically go there. Better not to look at it, or even better still, wear your hoodie back to front.An old Motorcycle learners quote "Where you look there you will go"
5 minutes after i told my mate that he went round a corner and hit a tree.... picked himself up and said, "Yep, you were right, I looked at the tree and went straight into it..." I thought that was funny.
Rossow.
Post by: crackacoldie on January 09, 2012, 11:43:30 AM
Post by: maurerless on January 09, 2012, 06:03:28 PM
When pegging out guide ropes the pegs go in easy, when your pegging down the annex walls and the peg can only go in one place you always hit a rock or something hard!
Or that the annex walls are always either saggy, or too high off the ground, even though you set up the camper level! (Can never get mine set up "just like in the factory")
Post by: ralphedward on January 09, 2012, 10:01:18 PM
Strange logic ,,,, Women ,,,,,,, Strange Cattle I'm off to hide under the CT just till she forgets . might take some :cheers: with me this might take a,, a,,, a,,,, bit ;DI've decided that I am quite dumb. I have never found anything in my life that wasn't in the last place i looked for it. If I was smarter I would always have looked there first :cheers:
Post by: ScarpsD40 on February 22, 2017, 05:07:40 PM
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Post by: Steffo1 on February 22, 2017, 05:48:59 PM
Steve
Post by: gronk on February 22, 2017, 06:00:15 PM
While wire brushing & lubing the camper annex pole bolts, no matter how many times I checked the direction of the nozzle on the Inox can, I always missed the target & sprayed my hand! :-\
Steve
Time for spec savers !!!! 8)
Post by: edz on February 22, 2017, 06:42:42 PM
While wire brushing & lubing the camper annex pole bolts, no matter how many times I checked the direction of the nozzle on the Inox can, I always missed the target & sprayed my hand! :-\Could it be that its trying to send you a message " That your rusty and your joints are dry " ;D ;D
Steve
Post by: Ozsnowman on February 22, 2017, 08:06:22 PM