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Title: Top Gear Australia
Post by: Big Nath on September 08, 2011, 09:33:17 AM
Why oh Why is top gear Australia so CRAP??

The hosts are wan#%^$, the test track is poor, and there style of reviewing a vehicle is how much sh$$ they can sling at each other.

Cheers
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: davidy61 on September 08, 2011, 10:28:43 AM
Agreed, won't be watching it any more.  Thought it had improved with Shane initiallty, gone back way downhill now.  Another free hour each week.
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: ap on September 08, 2011, 11:08:38 AM
Can't comment, have given up watching it already! 

If you watch some of the old episodes from the UK then the presenter chemistry (which, lets face it, is a major part of the show) took a while to develop. 

Very hard act to follow, espescially with only a fraction of the budget.  The only decent episode was when the drove the Peels around the safari park in the UK, very funny!
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: Variflex on September 08, 2011, 12:34:07 PM
the test track is poor,

Agree'd the Australin show is crap however having driven the test track in a number of vehicles I can tell you it's a very challenging track, certainly doesnt look impressive on the TV but it's a well designed track.


Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: davidy61 on September 08, 2011, 03:00:55 PM
I think we only see corner shots and bits of the track as part of a very edited lap so it does not look like much.  Also, most of us can not remember the actual layout either.
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: rotare on September 08, 2011, 03:05:55 PM
I flicked the TV on the other night and saw some of the Australian Top Gear show. I must admit, it wasn't very scintillating viewing!  Clichéd comments, predicatble pranks and very limited on technical details about the actual cars, which resulted in very boring viewing.  I just got the impression that the guys on the show are trying just a bit too hard to be funny, all of the time...

In the episode I watched they were testing the VW Amorak against some Audi sports car, and showed the scene of the VW getting airborne over a crest about 5 times throughout the segment.  You can only assume they must have been short of some decent footage to show.

Although I would agree that the Australian version of Top Gear has big boots to fill when compared to their UK counterparts, the question of how good the Aussie show is has been discussed in detail on several motoring forums, and the general opinion is that most think it's crap.  On that basis I can't honestly see them continuing with it in it's current form.  
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: Nomad on September 08, 2011, 03:17:21 PM
Lets flamin hope they kill it quickly..........I think i would rather watch home and away
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: Bird on September 08, 2011, 03:23:47 PM
Quote from: rotare
Although I would agree that the Australian version of Top Gear has big boots to fill when compared to their UK counterparts, the question of how good the Aussie show is has been discussed in detail on several motoring forums, and the general opinion is that most think it's crap.  On that basis I can't honestly see them continuing with it in it's current form.  
it sucks anus, but people keep watching it... while people watch, advertisers will pay money.. LOTS of money... so they will keep showing it.
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: britts on September 08, 2011, 03:57:51 PM
Did anyone see them test the VW when they came to a locked gate, they hooked up a snatch strap & tore the chain off the gate, great example this sets. Rant end
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: Big Nath on September 08, 2011, 04:07:32 PM
Did anyone see them test the VW when they came to a locked gate, they hooked up a snatch strap & tore the chain off the gate, great example this sets. Rant end

you do realise that was a set up?

Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: Bird on September 08, 2011, 04:13:08 PM
Quote from: campingwithkids
you do realise that was a set up?


(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eYpHspM7GKg/TgYARLs3hUI/AAAAAAAABi4/HNLoX5cn7uA/s1600/Captain_Obvious.jpg)
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: waz65 on September 08, 2011, 04:49:23 PM
you do realise that was a set up?


Nooooo , tell me it isn't true
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: Big Nath on September 08, 2011, 04:58:13 PM
Well what was so bad about it?

Did anyone see them test the VW when they came to a locked gate, they hooked up a snatch strap & tore the chain off the gate, great example this sets. Rant end
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: Black Diamond on September 08, 2011, 05:41:16 PM
Its a bit average thats for sure, i say CAN it and bring back Russell Coight  :cup:


(http://www.theenthusiast.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/russell_coight.jpg)
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: Big Nath on September 08, 2011, 05:54:38 PM
LOL Russell. Every one knows a Russell :)

Look i think ripping the gate open as a stunt was pretty average but as u all know it was a set up.

to me what was more concerning was the car driving on the footpath through pedestrians and then with the road rage. The fact you could tell the gate was a set up but they were genuinely being abused it to me appalling. one to ch9 for airing it and 2 the blokes who were doing it.

I agree its probably not a good look for fellow 4wdz, however it too is a TV show like home and away, its not always monkey see monkey do!

Cheers!
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: hookedon4wding on September 08, 2011, 07:55:12 PM
Yep, agree its total crap.

They try WAY too hard to be funny and the fake laughter at each others jokes is cringeworthy.

TG UK is good for a couple of reasons, most notably the chemistry between presenter. Also, they show great cars. There's not too many episodes that don't include a supercar of some kind and they are actually very knowledgable about the vehicles and test them well.

I can't see TG AUS lasting more than another few episodes.
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: Bird on September 08, 2011, 08:22:29 PM
Quote from: hookedon4wding
They try WAY too hard to be funny and the fake laughter at each others jokes is cringeworthy.
Isnt that all radio and TV shows these days? ya know the "did you hear what <insertarsehatnamehere> said this morning"
Sickingly predictable....
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: matt r on September 08, 2011, 09:53:19 PM
i dont think they should can it, as for a laugh its better than most of the other crap on telly latly the jokes are set up and some times obvious they still have some humor behind them on both UK and AUS top gear funny is funny :cheers:
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: markymark on September 08, 2011, 10:24:16 PM
I'm a big fan of the UK show - at work I've got a Stig cup and I scored a Stig sticker that sits on the back of the Triton, but I just cringe when watching the Aussie one, it's sooo bad. If they were a bit more serious and let the jokes come naturally it'd be better, as others have said it's too predictable. I give it 2 - 3 weeks!
Mark.
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: bimborocks on September 09, 2011, 12:14:01 PM
To be honest I don't mind it, it was good when James morrison came on board and better which Shane, if you could turf off that little bloke and get James back it would be even better.
When they started the show the producers did the stupidest thing possible and tried to make it like the original topgear, even down to who they picked as hosts.
I agree with markymark that it is all a bit too rehursed and forced and would be better if the hosts where a bit more natural.  part of the problem is that the UK blokes have it down pat and it does come accross that way most of the time.
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: discoteddy on September 09, 2011, 01:04:44 PM
Top Gear Australia.....lasted to the first drinks break, total rubbish >:D

Cheers,

Disco.
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: D4D on September 09, 2011, 05:17:55 PM
Looks like the 9 execs thought so too
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/tv-radio/top-gear-australia-parked-until-end-of-year/story-e6frf9ho-1226133285474
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: Bird on September 09, 2011, 05:22:38 PM
Looks like the 9 execs thought so too
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/tv-radio/top-gear-australia-parked-until-end-of-year/story-e6frf9ho-1226133285474

Gee.... thats a shock.


Ch9 quoted "This is the second time Top Gear Australia has failed"


Gee.... thats a shock.


The series was first screened on SBS but went to Nine when they bought the rights to the UK version at the end of 2009.
the problem is highlighted right there.
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: D4D on September 09, 2011, 05:27:28 PM
Don't worry it will be replaced with something good
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/tv-radio/big-brother-returning-to-australian-television-in-2012/story-e6frf9ho-1226133266986

Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: Bird on September 09, 2011, 05:29:28 PM
Don't worry it will be replaced with something good
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/tv-radio/big-brother-returning-to-australian-television-in-2012/story-e6frf9ho-1226133266986

(http://rebelrockrunners.org/andrew/mbp/suicide.jpg)
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: hookedon4wding on September 09, 2011, 07:08:30 PM
(http://rebelrockrunners.org/andrew/mbp/suicide.jpg)


LOL :)
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: gacoxd on September 09, 2011, 07:36:58 PM
Yes. You can cover a dildo in glitter but it is still a dildo. TG AUS should be filed with mandarine monte carlos and iSnack2.0 .... It's original or nothing for mine.
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: morgue on September 09, 2011, 08:38:12 PM
I think when C9 took over the UK version, they had to take the AU version, but have the AU version mirror the UK program version...on that bsis, the show failed, we have not got the car variety that the Eurpoeans have, nor have the budget.
The AU version was built to fail...

But, if it took on a whole new way of doing things,

Like have Paul Fenech ( producer of Fat Pizza/ Swift @ Shift) produce some episodes.....

1/. Buying a $1500 wreck and driving it from Sydney to Ayres Rock, via western Queensland and through the red center.
2/. Have a B Double race around Bathurst.
3/. Turn a couple of HSV / FPV  cars turned into a couple of Buffalo catchers and head to the gulf to see if they work.
4/. A race to the cape / gulf/ finders/ using sh1tboxs

They have to do something for a laugh....
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: darren on September 09, 2011, 08:41:37 PM
They will never let them can cars like the do on the uk show. The advertising is worth too much to 9
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: Chris-Vi on September 10, 2011, 07:40:56 AM
I tried to watch it. Saw most of the first show this year but didn't worry about the second one. It just doesn't work here. I suppose they don't have the select of super cars to draw from like the UK show.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: crackacoldie on September 10, 2011, 07:55:34 AM
Top Gear Australia.....lasted to the first drinks break, total rubbish >:D

Cheers,

Disco.

About 5 minutes longer than me Disco.

 :cheers: Cracka
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: Bird on September 14, 2011, 11:32:29 AM
http://theage.drive.com.au/motor-news/top-gear-australia-axed-20110914-1k8lc.html

Channel Nine has reportedly finally put the show out of its misery today after two years of lacklustre ratings and a cool reception by the critics. After originally attracting 1.5 million viewers last season the new series has dropped to around the 400,00 mark in the past two weeks.

Host Steve Pizzati confirmed the news this morning on his Twitter feed.

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"It's true - as of next week, TGA will be on at the special time of not at all. Sorry to the open-minded people that gave it a go and enjoyed!" Pizzati tweeted.
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: Jason B on September 14, 2011, 11:36:30 AM
Last nights effort was as crap as ever..................................by...by.
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: BigJules on September 14, 2011, 08:12:54 PM
Yep, gone. I thought Shane Jacobson was really good, but it's a tough gig to be compared with the English version.
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: Bird on September 14, 2011, 08:52:31 PM
Quote from: bigjules
Yep, gone. I thought Shane Jacobson was really good, but it's a tough gig to be compared with the English version.
and I think thats where it failed.. trying to be the UK show. + they were Giant shoes to attempt to fill.

I dont know many people who would have succeeded. Maybe Brock, Johnson in their heyday may have done well, then got hold of Bathurst as their test track :)
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: WilSurf on September 15, 2011, 10:00:29 AM
Yep, gone. I thought Shane Jacobson was really good, but it's a tough gig to be compared with the English version.

That is the reason, everyone compares it with the UK version.
If AUS was the first (well they never are with anything) then it was the otherway around.
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: morgue on September 16, 2011, 10:33:29 PM
I think a reverse "Pimp my Ride", would be good, take a Ferrari/Lambo, turn it into a sh1tebox inside 3 weeks...bit of bush bashing...does wonders....
Title: Re: Top Gear Australia
Post by: Mallory Black on September 16, 2011, 10:49:36 PM
Yeah you're right Morgue, there just isn't enough going on in the part of the car scene that Top Gear works in to do justice in Australia, they were doomed to be scratching for quality stuff all the time.

Ask Peter Wherrett, he started it all with Torque on ABC

However with Australia's love affair with reality shows we could like have an X factor for car builders/modifiers, not pimping but looking for real innovators in design and technology
It will never be as popular as the home renovator shows but would have it's place.

Sadly Aussie TV viewers would not understand an X facter for CT's, the poor buggers....sorry for them