Don't get me wrong, we can laugh at ourselves down here, we're used to it, but the current situation in Vic, and Melbourne especially, is just not funny.
We don't care that we can't leave the state. We don't care that we can't annoy you northerners with our nomads and "wobbly boxes". We don't care that it's winter, some of us actually enjoy it.
My wife has an immune deficiency disease, her immune system is working overtime to battle that, so if she catches
a whiff of covid-19 she will be hospitalised. Me and the girls are Shitting ourselves and doing everything we can to avoid it.
Two of my mates have lost businesses, devastating to watch.
Calls to lifeline have risen by 22% over the last quarter.