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Re: Tennis
« Reply #25 on: January 19, 2018, 12:51:10 PM »
Quote from: tennismark on January 15, 2018, 07:21:40 AM
Sorry to hear so many don’t like this game. I’m vested in it at the moment as I’m coaching a young girl who just busted her xxx”s through 3 qualifying rounds to make it to the main draw. If you take away the crap you hear from some of the big guns and see what the lower ranked players have to go through and little cash the actually make, they are playing for the love of the game. Can’t but respect someone for that....

If you do pass a glimpse on the tennis, check out Zh Lin, china..........she probably won’t go too deep in the event, but making main draw is massive..
 Keeping on swagging
My pair play fixtures and for their school. At the Brisbane classic last Sunday after the men's final my youngest guessed his serve speed then went and did it in the speed trap, won a hat and of course Nick Kyrgios happened too walk by and sign it. Happy kid.
Heres hoping Nick turns into the role model we all know he can be. Small steps, he's only a kid himself.
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #26 on: January 19, 2018, 02:07:03 PM »
Stupidly bought the wife tickets to the tennis for Christmas, thinking she would love to take a friend....

She looks at me with big eyes and says "but why would I want to take anyone else?"

No I have to go to bloody Melbourne for the weekend to watch two people hitting balls at each other, possibly till 2 AM apparently, whilst the weather in Sydney is stunning and I could be out on the boat.

Grrrrr, the things we do....
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #27 on: January 19, 2018, 02:12:20 PM »
Quote from: Black Diamond on January 15, 2018, 09:17:58 PM
I’m not sexist at all women of all types love me but Women’s tennis  ???
I’m only new here but didn’t I read somewhere you also like One Direction🤔
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2018, 02:19:41 PM »
Quote from: Gandalf the White on January 19, 2018, 02:12:20 PM
I’m only new here but didn’t I read somewhere you also like One Direction🤔
Hahahahahaaha  :police:
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #29 on: January 19, 2018, 02:33:17 PM »
Quote from: Ben.Archer on January 19, 2018, 02:07:03 PM
Stupidly bought the wife tickets to the tennis for Christmas, thinking she would love to take a friend....

She looks at me with big eyes and says "but why would I want to take anyone else?"

No I have to go to bloody Melbourne for the weekend to watch two people hitting balls at each other, possibly till 2 AM apparently, whilst the weather in Sydney is stunning and I could be out on the boat.

Grrrrr, the things we do....
You could get sick.. it isn't hard ;)
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #30 on: January 24, 2018, 09:10:25 AM »
So what is it with this Nadal?
He gropes three balls for a while, drops one and flicks it back to the ball persons and sticks the second in his pocket.
Scratches his ass, rubs some butt juice under and around his nose and behind the ears like it's some type of rancid pheromone to attract a playmate, then bounces the preferred ball a few times, pulls a rat face and serves.
This is not random, it's every time he serves which can be over a hundred times a set.
I noticed that Djokovic does a similar butt juice treatment, but forgets the rat face.
Is this pheromone usage something the Australian Institute of Sports is failing to teach our players and ultimately the reason we don't have anyone ranked really high?
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2018, 09:21:02 AM »
Think it's a form of marking territory.  God help us when the start cocking their legs on the net.   :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2018, 09:22:35 AM »
Quote from: terravista on January 24, 2018, 09:10:25 AM
So what is it with this Nadal?
He gropes three balls for a while, drops one and flicks it back to the ball persons and sticks the second in his pocket.
Scratches his ass, rubs some butt juice under and around his nose and behind the ears like it's some type of rancid pheromone to attract a playmate, then bounces the preferred ball a few times, pulls a rat face and serves.
This is not random, it's every time he serves which can be over a hundred times a set.
I noticed that Djokovic does a similar butt juice treatment, but forgets the rat face.
Is this pheromone usage something the Australian Institute of Sports is failing to teach our players and ultimately the reason we don't have anyone ranked really high?
never noticed... never stayed awake long enough to see it..
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2018, 09:59:08 AM »
Quote from: terravista on January 24, 2018, 09:10:25 AM
So what is it with this Nadal?
He gropes three balls for a while, drops one and flicks it back to the ball persons and sticks the second in his pocket.
Scratches his ass, rubs some butt juice under and around his nose and behind the ears like it's some type of rancid pheromone to attract a playmate, then bounces the preferred ball a few times, pulls a rat face and serves.
This is not random, it's every time he serves which can be over a hundred times a set.
I noticed that Djokovic does a similar butt juice treatment, but forgets the rat face.
Is this pheromone usage something the Australian Institute of Sports is failing to teach our players and ultimately the reason we don't have anyone ranked really high?

It is pretty well accepted that Nadal is medically OCD / high functioning autism spectrum. Lots of brilliant people are.
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2018, 03:47:56 PM »
l got a 42in screen to watch the tennis , its in the other room , can be turned up as loud as required , l wont protest any shots , & its in the other room . Move it on away from my Foxtel :cup: :cup:                    :cheers:
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« Reply #35 on: January 24, 2018, 05:36:40 PM »
Hard day at the office today ;D

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Re: Tennis
« Reply #36 on: January 24, 2018, 05:39:02 PM »
All l can see is a blue screen & fuzzy white lines , & that's all l want to see .
At 7.30 tomorrow they can tell me who won , lost , has been chucked out  :'( :'(  :cheers:
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« Reply #37 on: January 24, 2018, 07:56:05 PM »
Quote from: D4D on January 24, 2018, 05:36:40 PM
Hard day at the office today ;D


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Re: Tennis
« Reply #38 on: January 24, 2018, 09:02:24 PM »
The only way you could get me there  is with ear muffs & dark sunglasses & Megga VB  Cans  ongoing     :cup:                  :cheers:                .
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« Reply #39 on: January 25, 2018, 03:00:06 PM »
THe day i find the tennis good enough to watch, i'll go and neck myself.
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #40 on: January 25, 2018, 07:20:32 PM »
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on January 25, 2018, 03:00:06 PM
THe day i find the tennis good enough to watch, i'll go and neck myself.
Go play in the snow in the U S of A    :cheers:
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #41 on: January 26, 2018, 06:51:12 PM »
Tonight’s match up between Federer and Chung could be the best game of the AO.
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« Reply #42 on: January 26, 2018, 06:55:56 PM »
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Tonight’s match up between Federer and Chung could be the best game of the AO.

i thought it was over... finished.. kaput.. :( there was nothin on the news about it... or is that cause theres no aussies left ???
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #43 on: January 28, 2018, 06:56:22 AM »
Can l come out now    ???  Has it finished      ???        Might just have 1 more  :cheers:in  case its   ,  its    ( don't even think it  )                       :cheers:
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