You people are not helping......
"Someone's rocking my dream boat" But Jeepers, it could be a lot worse.
Just think about it for a moment - you're sitting at home, not going boating but also not working, listening to 30-40 kt winds howling outside, but with a fridge full of cold beer
Right now, you could be one of the 10000 poor sods sitting on a beach within 100k of you, in a tent or CT, with those same 30-40 kts winds howling around them, pulling the tent pegs out, damaging things blowing stuff away, not allowing a camp fire & so on. The kids can't play or go swimming cause it's too windy so they're unhappy = Mrs unhappy = it's all your fault because you wanted to go camping at Christmas time
Instead, you're inside warm, dry & cosy, with nothing to do except get on the
& call out to someone sweet far, far away