Doctor: "So what seems to be the problem then ?"
Patient: "Its really quite embarrassing"
Doctor: "Is it a rash of sorts ?"
Patient: "No, nothing like that, its, well its, its embarrassing"
Doctor: "Whats so embarrassing ?"
Patient: "OK, its like this, you see every time I masturbate, I involuntarily yell out Queenslander"
Doctor: "Nothing unusual there, most wankers do"