When you sit outside with a fire burning on the back veranda having a Beer after work & all you can hear are gentle bleets of distant sheep .
The Only Hardwear shop in town closes between 12.30 pm & 1.30pm for lunch .
When you get Bagged by the local Copper on Friday Arvo , on the way home & you can tell him " Your 1 1/2 hours to early "
When you can't remember where the house keys are & your 2 hours away on a trip .
When you only have to drive 5 mins to warm the truck then its time to speed up to 100Km as your out of town .
It takes 4.5 Mins to drive to work unless you have somebody what wants to cross the road .
3 sips of coffie & its time to get out of the truck as your at work . ( Gots to slow down a bit . )
When you walk in the Pub 2 Pots of VB arrive with out asking . ( been there before )
Car Rego is cheaper .
The news paper is delivered at 1.30am .
The only time you can see the air is if it foggy or the fire place is smoky .
Your pets can eat what ever you run over on the way home . ( Onya Skippy )