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Gotta love Xmas....
« on: December 20, 2012, 05:45:10 AM »
All my regular customers are booked etc so that in the last two weeks leading into Xmas, they all have a spiffy looking yard.

Well, isn't that paying off so far.

2 bottles of red, a box of biscuits and a couple of tips so far, until yesterday......

I mow this one place, where i hardly ever see him, but always see the wife.
She would be about 40, stunning figure and i mean stunning, flowing blonde hair, well tanned, well built and good looking.

When ever i mow, she is often out either in the pool and laying beside it working on her tan.
I don't mind, its always a good uncle merv, so i'm happy.  >:D

Yesterday, i'm all but done and about to blow off the paths etc, and she was gone... bugger.

Next minute, a hand touched my shoulder ever so gently and i turned around quickly with a mild fright.

She is standing there, not a stitch on and says, would you like to join me in the pool.

Before i could even answer her, she had my shirt unbuttoned and was working on getting my shorts down.
We made love in the pool, we did it on the sun lounges, we did up against the pergola before we finished off back on the sun lounges again. It was wild sex too, i won;t go into the details, but it made my toes curl.

We were both lying there, covered in sweat and she leaned in, kissed me on the lips and said.... "Merry Xmas."

I didn't know what to say, after having just had some of the wildest sex ever, all i could think to say was.... "Thank You."

She looked deep into my eyes and said, "don't thank me, it was my husbands idea"

I blurted out, "your husbands idea.... what do you mean?"

She leaned in close and said to me, "well, this morning at breakfast, i ask my husband if we should give the mower man a six pack of beer for Xmas and he said NO, f#*k the mower man"

Merry Xmas folks....  ;D
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Re: Gotta love Xmas....
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2012, 09:19:37 AM »
haha, had a good chuckle at that one.

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Re: Gotta love Xmas....
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2012, 01:07:05 PM »
Bwahahahahaha!  Good one Jeepers lol
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Re: Gotta love Xmas....
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2012, 02:20:37 PM »
10 Outa 10  :cheers:

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Re: Gotta love Xmas....
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2012, 04:45:21 PM »
Scored another bottle of red today.... my clients love me....  :angel:
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Re: Gotta love Xmas....
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2012, 05:19:32 PM »
Excellent!!!
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Gotta love Xmas....
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2012, 05:35:48 PM »
Gold.


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Re: Gotta love Xmas....
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2012, 06:08:37 PM »
  Good one Jeepers!!  ;D  :cheers: Phil
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Re: Gotta love Xmas....
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2012, 06:35:55 PM »
You make me laugh every time big fella.
Merry Xmas.  :cheers:
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Re: Gotta love Xmas....
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2012, 06:36:51 PM »
So that's what 'cutting somebody's grass' really means :)
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Re: Gotta love Xmas....
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2012, 06:59:10 PM »
GEZZZZ Jeepers DONT TELL EM . Now everbody will be setting up Mowing Rounds . Why do you reckon l spent 22 years walking around & around in ciccles in somebody elses backyard  .  >:D >:D >:D :cheers:
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Re: Gotta love Xmas....
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2012, 07:07:43 PM »

....... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Gotta love Xmas....
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2012, 07:11:46 PM »
You make me laugh every time big fella.
Merry Xmas.  :cheers:

I do try...... :cheers:
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Re: Gotta love Xmas....
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2012, 09:31:43 PM »
Jeepers l have heard your very trying  >:D
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Re: Gotta love Xmas....
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2012, 09:36:56 PM »
Good one Jeepers

 ;D ;D ;D