Made me laugh
Reminds me of years ago I was driving cabs here in Cairns, I took some hob nob w#nker business man to the airport early one morning, the bloke gave me sh1ts the whole way to the airport.
When we got to the airport he went to pay me with a $100 note, I'd only just started shift so that meant me giving him pretty much my starting float in change, I asked him if he anything smaller, to which he replied " This is Australian currency and u must accept it".....
Now luckily for me I remembered I had a $50 worth of counted and bagged up coins in my bag that I'd planned on taking to the bank, so he got it in his change, he was pi55ed off and said he couldn't take it, to which I replied " This is Australian currency and u must accept it".....I offered to count it for him and all.......