NO WAY That would require having Said Child . & Said Child would put a Huge Drain on " Drinking Monies " On the off chance it would be fun to drag a Rotten Old Drunk around Town , only to be seen with him in public . Tant amount to " Child Abuse " ,,,,,,,,,,
Be Parental abuse. Kids learn from their parents, they are the first teachers an infant gets.
Kids practice on parents because they KNOW they'll get away with it.