That's better than the night my work 'mates' posted a thread on my account stating "I am a raging homosexual" LOL Luckily for me the mods deleted it before too many people got to reply and have a giggle at my expense!
I have to admit when I read this one I was thinking how odd 
Reminds me of my 'gap year' (not that the term had been invented then) in the Vic Public Service in 1975.
Eighteen years old, off to the blood bank for the first time with my paperwork.
Didn't notice that my workmates had answered 'YES' in pencil to the question: "have you had VD?"
How to embarrass a young bloke...
