Oh geez, this is gunna be good...

[Tjupurula]

Yep, this thread had turned to crap.....

[GGV8Cruza]

But................, do you scrunch or fold??? 

GG

[Tjupurula]

But................, do you scrunch or fold??? 

GG

What is the difference, the papare always breaks and the brown fingernail polish is applied, damned hard to get out sometimes.  I know now why I stopped biting my fingernails.
Tjupurula

[Jason B]

This is some funny SH!T. 

[gurules]

hey mate got jimmys thunder box had it for about 7-8 years awsome Shitta easy to pack and easy to clean   

happy Shitting    lol

[Jeepers Creepers]

hey mate got jimmys thunder box had it for about 7-8 years awsome ****ta easy to pack and easy to clean   

happy ****ting    lol

Thank you, some one with sensible answer. 

[Jeepers Creepers]

A couple of years ago, we were out on the boat.

Using the loo, i'm thinking, geez, is this thing coming out of me ever gunna finish?

Went to flush it, no poo, was leaving the loo. This thing was a monster, it even had its own postcode. was gunna sell it to a landscaper as a coppers log.
So, i tried a bucket of water to help it along, now the bloody toilet is even fuller/more full of crap and water.
Upon our arrival back at the marina, i shuffled up to the marina workshop, where i was informed, $120.00 per hour for blocked crappers.
Thankfully, it only took half an hour to remove.

Invoice was emailed the next day with a note attached to it.

"For future reference, a 3 inch turd will not fit through a 1 inch waste"

I wanted to frame it, the wife didn't, but  she did keep it.

[fishfinder]

4.30am , 7.15am and 5.30pm - never can be accused of being full of it

[1HDT]

Yeah, been there, done that....  I should have just gone to the servo loo like i was going to..... :'(

In the car, drove like a crazy person about 15 klm to get home.
The pain was killing me, the viens in my head were about to burst, i abused every slow driver that was in my way.
Hell, i even yelled at people not in my way.

I was trying to make my bum the size of a $2.00 coin, my internal organs were trying to make my bum the size of a rubbish bin lid.

I arrived at our driveway still doing what felt like about a 180 kph, i bashed the front spoiler of my HSV on the driveway entrance, nearly broke off the key in the roller door trying to get it up, then all i had to do, was keep my butt clenched and run about 10 metres, through the garage, around a corner and into the laundry to get to the salvation of the very sort after toilet.

I nearly pooprd myself when i took a small slip at speed going into the laundry, but it was when i let my guard down as frantically struggled with my belt in order to lower one pair of long pants, that it all started to go wrong.

I only unclenched for a nano second, but that was all the spill gates needed.

Yep, pooped my pants with my bum about 18 inches from the holy grail.

Oh well, came into this world pooping my pants and damn it, i'm gunna go out the same way.

Bl00dy Hell, that's funny.

It's only 0730 and I'm wiping the tears from my eyes.

Great way to start a Friday.

Thanks Jeeper Creepers.

1HDT

[fuji]

Just got up, made a cuppa, sat in front of the fire with my ipad and read Jeepers quote and never got through reading before i was off running to the nearest dunny. Now I'm back. Ahhhhhhh!