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Re: The daily life tip thread...
« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2012, 09:32:46 PM »
Don't break the Road Rules and I won't bust your b#%lls. lol
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Ask the police nicely to book people who don't keep left unless overtaking and those that tailgate..................
If you ask them rudely they will find something you did wrong and book you for that

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Re: The daily life tip thread...
« Reply #26 on: June 12, 2012, 09:41:58 PM »
Ask the police nicely to book people who don't keep left unless overtaking and those that tailgate..................
If you ask them rudely they will find something you did wrong and book you for that

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no leave them on the middle or right lanes....the left lane is less congested and you can normally sit on the speed limit....the right lanes are full of cars and always under the speed limit....
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Re: The daily life tip thread...
« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2012, 10:16:26 PM »
no leave them on the middle or right lanes....the left lane is less congested and you can normally sit on the speed limit....the right lanes are full of cars and always under the speed limit....

people real don't get it anymore do they...try being a truck driver and only given the 2 left lanes to go up a 3 laned hill and you have idiots sitting in the middle lane going slower the a B double in the left 'slow lane' in a low gear. And if your truck is doing 100 you still can't go into the 3rd lane "fast lane" even to just quickly over take that said fool as you are the one who will get the fine even if no other car is affected by the truck doing so....go figure

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Re: The daily life tip thread...
« Reply #28 on: June 13, 2012, 11:16:06 AM »
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Re: The daily life tip thread...
« Reply #29 on: June 13, 2012, 03:12:07 PM »
Dont use your first wifes name with the second.  :-[
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Re: The daily life tip thread...
« Reply #30 on: June 13, 2012, 03:14:43 PM »
I've done that too, it didn't end well
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Re: The daily life tip thread...
« Reply #31 on: June 13, 2012, 04:50:45 PM »
Dont use your first wifes name with the second.  :-[

LMAO ;D
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Re: The daily life tip thread...
« Reply #32 on: June 13, 2012, 05:38:01 PM »
LMAO ;D

And you know its like one of them cartoon bubble things - it justs sits there in the air for all to see  ;D
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Re: The daily life tip thread...
« Reply #33 on: June 13, 2012, 05:57:46 PM »
Dont use your first wifes name with the second.  :-[

as you are still able to type i guess you didn't have the name slip during a moment of intimacy
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Re: The daily life tip thread...
« Reply #34 on: June 13, 2012, 07:06:49 PM »
No matter how secure you think the metal jerry cans are, always REMOVE them before getting frisky with SWMBO.
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Re: The daily life tip thread...
« Reply #35 on: June 13, 2012, 09:29:48 PM »
Read this on another forum.

When filling your boat with 200 litres of fuel, make sure the bowser nozzle is in the fuel filler and not a rod holder ;D
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Re: The daily life tip thread...
« Reply #36 on: June 13, 2012, 10:35:44 PM »
Read this on another forum.

When filling your boat with 200 litres of fuel, make sure the bowser nozzle is in the fuel filler and not a rod holder ;D

OMG that hurt my ribs  ;D thats one big fuel tank you got there!!!!

I did have a bad experience filling the tanks on of all things, the old mans boat. Tought we'd do the right thing and fill up both tanks. I passed my mate the 'unleaded' bowser hose (only hose from that bowser). Walked up to the shop got a few odds & ends together and left them on the counter. The attendant and I returned to the boat knowing it will take some filling. Port side filled so mate passed the hose to the attendant who then filled the starboard tank. Once filled the attendant & I go up to do payment. I notice the attendant is trying to charge me for the higher priced diesel. I pull him up on it. He then says, NO! You just brought 500 litres of diesel.... "WTF!!!!
Long story short, and a lengthy argument. Best part was after that S#@T fight was sorted I still had to call to dad. Well he was so pleased when I told him I won 2 new 300L fuel tanks, filters, fuel lines fitment and filled with fuel. Once it was all fixed the a week later the marina called me to pick up dads boat. They had a final attempt at trying to get $$$ of me I smiled was polite and said just fix your signage on your bowsers (turns out he already had, bet next day) and reminded him that it was him that filled 1 of the 300L of the tanks....
Dad now knows truth, still put his cranky pants on but finally got over it.

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Re: The daily life tip thread...
« Reply #37 on: June 14, 2012, 04:23:27 AM »
Don't break the Road Rules and I won't bust your b#%lls. lol
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