Author Topic: Go straight to Jail (Read 7554 times)

speewa158 · « **on:** June 02, 2012, 07:15:29 AM »

Go straight to Caselmain Jail , its up for sale if you got the cash ,, & its open for viewing next Saturday could be a really interesting day trip . What better way to entertain the family than wondering around the old place . The cells ,

, excercise yard ,

,high walls

, its all there .
l am going to pop in & have a peep as its something you hope to do & not stay to long . Could be a good day out or in as the case may be . l will post up the open times when l get them

johnyd · « **Reply #1 on:** June 02, 2012, 07:34:40 AM »

Could get a good head start on the saps when the Zombie apocalypse starts with that.

Set it up with some Solar power, wired up with 6 B&S of course, a nice little farm and home brewing with a distillery for your spirits.

speewa158 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 02, 2012, 07:44:48 AM »

Arrr yes Her Majesty's Time shair . You can never get it out of your system even if you do get out of the system . l have heard they do a wicked pepper steak on Thursday night & they even turn the lights off for you at night

Mandrake · « **Reply #3 on:** June 02, 2012, 08:38:21 AM »

Should be a bit of room in the exercise yard for a National Meet

Maybe we should all chip in a few grand and buy it as the " New Home of Myswag " !!!

Cheers

Steve

Hoyks · « **Reply #4 on:** June 02, 2012, 10:16:57 AM »

It would also provide secure parking if you lacked room in your own yard.

Mandrake · « **Reply #5 on:** June 02, 2012, 10:26:47 AM »

Must have some workshops there as well ...

" Come up for the weekend and modify your camper or tow vehicle ..!! "

" No space in your shed to fix your camper then come to Myswag Adventure Centre Castlemaine ..

We'll look after you !!! " BYO tools and

Mace · « **Reply #6 on:** June 02, 2012, 10:38:20 AM »

I stayed their once!!!

Only one night, that was enough.

speewa158 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 02, 2012, 04:38:23 PM »

Quote from: Mandrake

We'll look after you !!! " BYO tools and :cheers:
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No digging . tunneling or wire cutters Dose BYO mean you have to own the tools first or can they be aquired from THE shed .
Oh can we take the tools home afterward

speewa158 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 02, 2012, 04:39:50 PM »

Quote from: Mace on June 02, 2012, 10:38:20 AM

I stayed their once!!!

Only one night, that was enough.

Is there something you want to share with us & clense your dirty secret

Mace · « **Reply #9 on:** June 02, 2012, 04:54:32 PM »

Quote from: speewa158 on June 02, 2012, 04:39:50 PM

Is there something you want to share with us & clense your dirty secret

I was there for a work conference!!

speewa158 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 02, 2012, 04:56:09 PM »

Quote from: Mace on June 02, 2012, 04:54:32 PM

I was there for work!!

Ho l see a pajama party

speewa158 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 02, 2012, 05:04:39 PM »

The Joint , Big House , Klink is supposed to be open from 11AM to 2PM next Sat .

Robertsons · « **Reply #12 on:** June 02, 2012, 10:28:16 PM »

Do not pass go Do not collect $200. :-)

speewa158 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:42:31 AM »

Quote from: Robertsons on June 02, 2012, 10:28:16 PM

Do not pass go Do not collect $200. :-)

No mate the Carbon tax comes in it a few weeks not yet

bobnrob · « **Reply #14 on:** June 03, 2012, 09:56:18 AM »

For all you illiterate low lifes...it's spelt G A O L

sheesh

Mandrake · « **Reply #15 on:** June 03, 2012, 10:15:04 AM »

Other terms used are penitentiary, correctional facility, remand centre, detention centre, and jail or gaol.

Robertsons · « **Reply #16 on:** June 03, 2012, 10:30:11 AM »

Quote from: bobnrob on June 03, 2012, 09:56:18 AM

For all you illiterate low lifes...it's spelt G A O L sheesh

They are both spelt either way in Australia as both words are used in our language. Normaly it is a word used in two different ways,
In the courts it is favoured to be JAIL eg; "I sentence you to 10 years JAIL to be served in XXX GOAL.
Prisons used to be named GAOL which is pronononced GOAL eg Long Bay GAOL.
JAIL and GAOL are originaly from French words jaiole and gayole.

speewa158 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 03, 2012, 11:02:17 AM »

Quote from: bobnrob on June 03, 2012, 09:56:18 AM

For all you illiterate low lifes...it's spelt G A O L sheesh

l resemble that coment or should l say l aspire to climb that far up 1 day

Tjupurula · « **Reply #18 on:** June 03, 2012, 11:08:38 AM »

Hi Speewa
Do the multitude of bars there serve the amer fluid.....

Tjupurula

speewa158 · « **Reply #19 on:** June 03, 2012, 11:21:44 AM »

Ummm have to think about that

, dont like your chances though

bobnrob · « **Reply #20 on:** June 03, 2012, 12:38:02 PM »

Jail = American term - & maybe other countries as well, but not the proper Aussie spelling eg: color is often used here in Aus now, but our way is colour.

Penitentiary = American term (though slowly also being adopted here

Correctional Facility = touchy feely term

Remand Centre = a place you go until you're sentenced, at which time you're sent to Gaol.
Usually found inside the grounds of a Gaol, but not always

Detention Centre = similar to a Remand Centre, but mainly meant for processing eg: boat people.

Tjupurula...sometimes those bars do serve a fluid, though not amber in colour, & you have to know which bars