Hello, is this the Police Station?'
'Yes What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor, Mr. Scarps....
He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs , but he's hidin' it there.'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, the Senior Sargent and two Constables descend on Scarp's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but; find no marijuana.
They sneer at Scarps and leave.
Shortly after, the phone rings at Scarp's house.
'Hey, Scarps! This here's Speewa....Did the cops come round?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Merry Xmas, Maaate!'
(Rednecks know how to git-it-dun).
