Pure Evil

[Bullant4x4]

A mate has been telling me about this cat that keeps coming into his house, thru the cat door and hunts down his cat in the house and beats it up. After many stories I get the call to go have a look at it and the room it had destroyed in the process of it trying to half killing his cat.

This cat was the most evil thing I have seen! Looked like it was on steroids and been granted 20 lives. The stories I heard were like the lions that hunted the workmen in South Africa.

Somewhere in its genetic creation God had got something wrong. This cat had like 40 lives in it?

It was The Poltergeist Cat!

After studying it, we waved it good bye as it strolled across the lush green grass and went home.

[Cruiser 105Tvan]

Where are  you Bullant?
I'm sure someone on here,  or near you, could give it an injection.
That'd fix the problem.
Or leave a bowl of milk out, with extra in it. (PM me)

[baldheadedgit]

22  end of story 

[Bullant4x4]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsavo_Man-Eaters

[D4D]

Welders gloves, hessian sack, chuck it in the dam, job done.

[Bullant4x4]

It all sounds easy but when you're dealing with evil, it has made for a great campfire story.

Needed a priest

[Jason B]

I have a cat trap!  I have caught a few ferals that were much much bigger than the average domestic cat. Evil is a good description.

The only dilemma is do you drop the trap into a full laundry tub, or put the cat and the trap in the tub and fill it up slowly 


Jas

[scarps]

Buy an evil dog

[discoteddy]

.177 air rifle and a solid piece of rock salt.....then ear muffs


Cheers,

Disco teddy

[Bullant4x4]

They say the humane way is in a box and on the end of the car exhaust for 5 minutes.

[Cruiser 105Tvan]

My way they get a lovely last upper and just go to sleep.
They go some where else after and enjoy the nice feeling.
They don't come back, job done.

[Tim - Stratford]

A few GoPros mounted around the entry point/rooms - might make something out of it 

Tim

[Cruiser 105Tvan]

A few GoPros mounted around the entry point/rooms - might make something out of it 

Tim

 

[speewa158]

When you catch Koojo Cat gently place it in a wheelie bin 1/2 fill with warm soapy water . Close lid , walk away , return 1hour later . Drain water & Exkoojo Cat , then replace Exkoojo Cat in bin . End result Exkoojo Cat gone  , you have sweet smelling bin
                             2 problems solved   

[Azz]

When I was doing my apprenticeship the boss took me to his in laws cabinet and window making business, they had a similar evil feline hanging out, 15 blokes all scared of a wee pussy cat 

So the boss and I set a possum trap, next day its captured. The boss picked it up on the way to work, dumps it in a box and brings it in.

I say we going to drown it? Boss is like, nah, put some welding gloves on, you grab it and I'll whack it between the eyes with the ball peen hammer.

Well that bloody cat was the devil I tells you!!!!! In few seconds between me grabbing it and getting its head out of the box for a quick whack on the melon, the boss and I were both bleeding.

Happy to say we won, we called it our own exorcism 

[marvellous_matt]

They say the humane way is in a box and on the end of the car exhaust for 5 minutes.

I think it needs to be a petrol car, Diesel does not produce as much carbon monoxide.
I do some feral cat control for work. As much as I detest cats I urge anyone with problem cats to keep it humane, and drowning is not.  Most councils have cat traps to borrow or rent, and they can advise you of whom to take it to for euthanasia. 

[MDS69]

Saucer of milk with crushed aspro




Allegedly.

[Rumpig]

Saucer of milk with crushed aspro




Allegedly.

and hope his cat doesn't near it? remember he has one also

[Pog]

I don't like cats, ANY cats!

[Bullant4x4]

Luca Brasi :-)

[scarps]

Here's speewa's cat