Here's my ramblings
Camping setup – a wife’s monologueI don’t like this, not flat enough, we need more space to put our stuff
the table will be on a lean, lets move to another spot I’ve seen
Not close enough, to that shade, A foot to the right will have it made ,
Back it in, back out, too far, too near. Yes dear, we can fit it here
What’s that, oh no, it is a dip, we wouldn’t want the kids to trip
And a root protruding, we can’t have that, we’ll never make that mat lie flat
Reverse again around that rock, between the trees and concrete block
Face it east, or south or west, that’s the place I’ll like the best
Too close to the fire, too far from the dunny
Don’t face the neighbours, they’ll think us funny
Spin it around, oh its already pegged
Do it anyway you haven't dropped the legs
Wait! stop your work! I hope, you haven’t tied that final rope, ,
I’ve found another site that 's better, if it pours we’ll be less wetter
Ok, that’s it, I think I’m done, setting up is so much fun
Oh before you sit and have a beer, could you go be a dear.
And set up that shower tent and hot water, and loo, and washing line, and tables and chairs,
and ........where did you go?.........