Cleaning floors huh, sounds like a woman's job to me.
Goes really well with, cooking, washing, ironing, cleaning.... bingo, there it is.... cleaning and that my friend, includes floors, be them soft, hard, lino, carpet or wood.
Now, some might say, that camping doesn't count, but cleaning is cleaning and it will stand up in court.
So Scott, in answer to your question.... "What would you suggest?" tell the wife to do it and if that doesn't work, tell her she's replacable, they LOVE THAT.
Oh, let me know how you go......