Home alone for 6 days - what to do?

[Tjupurula]

Well, since you are no longer required to put the seat down, and you don't have to piss off to the shed for some P&Q ... watch a movie and have a few beers ... scratch your privates when you require it ... don't shave ... don't mow ... don't put out the garbage ... don't log out of MySwag for at least 3 days ... get 1/4 of a cow and attempt to eat it all ... BBQ'd ... I know for a fact that all blokes know how to peel potatoes and create chips ... buy takeaway curry and fart like you always wanted to ... often ... drop wet towels everywhere ... along with your clothes ...

Clean up, shave, pick up, clean the BBQ, dump the empty stubbies, flush and put the seat down .... Hi Honey ... You're Home!

Kit_e

That's not fair at all, I do all that when the wife is home...the grandkids take the rubbish out.....I blame the grandsons for the toilet seat being up...and when it comes to farting, hey, you women do that better than men sometimes, that I have learned after over 30 years of marriage.  Incidentally, she out drinks me anytime.
Regards
Tjupurula

[Redcherokee]

This is clearly a chance to make a fresh start on how you would like life to be.

Start with a morning yoga and meditation session, then a nice healthy breakfast. Clean up from breakfast, clean bathroom (and toilet), make bed etc to make house nice for the day.  If you have to go to work, do so. If not, write up a list of chores that need doing around the house and work through them a bit each day.   Prepare a nice healthy lunch and dinner for yourself.  Give up booze, smokes, gluten, sugar and caffeine and eat mostly meat and vegies and drink lots of water. 

Go for an afternoon cardio workout or run. Read some enlightening literature in the evening - wise words from your preferred sage would be a good choice.  Then another meditation session, a relaxing spa bath and off to bed nice and early.

Then repeat on remaining days.   

By the time SHMBO arrives home you should be over the detox headaches, and can really stir her for her unhealthy habits, and not doing her share of the housework. 

Doesn't that sound soooo much better than a party, a hangover and creating a mess?

[speewa158]

REDCHEROKEE
                          A R E    Y O U  I N S A N E     
 live fast die young & fax me to heaven 
At a nominal rate l could teach you to be BAD         

[speewa158]

              Yes   VERY   BAD 

[SteveandViv]

Fellow swaggers,

A bit of guidance and feedback required here!

SHMBO has jetted of to Adelaide until next Saturday to visit our eldest daughter.  Now, Im sitting here just thinking about what I might accomplish in her absentia.  Ive got a few ideas, like:

Spend more time on myswag!
Spend more time on myswag without being interupted!
Spend more time on myswag and order in evening meals!
Do something meaningful = clean the toilet, put down the lid.

Bear in mind, I cant multi task, Im a male!

Perhaps you can assist with a bit of feedback.  If you have ever been in this situation, or, contemplated it, what would you do, or what have you done without her knowledge whilst SHMBO has been away for a few days?

Your feedback would be greatly appreciated.

Cheers, Mace.

Time to dust off the playboy-Penthouse collection you have kept even though you told her you threw them out just after you met. Not sure what you will do for the other 6 days though

[speewa158]

Steve  havent you showen Viv whats under the floor mats in the Paj     

[deepop]

You could get a long way on a one man boys trip and back again in time.

When she got home the car might look a bit worn and dirty but the house will be spotless - she might even be impressed but I doubt it!

[Redcherokee]

At a nominal rate l could teach you to be BAD         

Thanks for the offer Speewa.    We'll have to catch up some day so we can trade. 

You teach me how to be bad and I''ll attempt to teach you to be good.  That would be entertaining.  Would love to watch you attempt a down dog (yoga move) after a few     Would require photographic evidence.

[DANBRI]

6 days!

I would be working from Broughton Island and eating fresh fish three times a day!

I wonder how long I could camp on a 5.5m boat before going nutty? That is one extreme I'd take most pleasure in discovering.