"Golf is a lot like sex........."

[HEM19X]

good one!

We take a mixed set and our golf shoes when we know that time/location  may permit a round: ie:

My Driver
Her 3 wood
My 5 metal

My 3 iron
etc:

I have on old square bag that takes up less space than our usuall rounds.  Sits up the front of the canopy on a ledge Ive made up.

We usually use a hire buggy.  I kno - the one set of clubs per player rule can prevent visiting some flash clubs, but we've usually been ok.

Now, the boys long weekend trips away, there another thing.  Minimum 2 bottles of red per player per night.

Favourite trips - Lorne - Angelsea
                        - anywhere on the murray.
                        - Royal Omeo and Tambo Valley Courses! (small local courses, Tambo Valley     
                          actually   encourages camping onsite).

You can be a "country" member @ Omeo, last renewal for me was $50 I think!

 

Pic of Tambo Valley Follows:

http://www.omeoregion.com.au/tambo-golf/index.htm

Mace, I was more inclined to make it My Driver, My 3 Wood etc & leave hers at home ...but that WON'T be happening [apparently]. We have a couple of travel bags that can fit a fair selection of clubs so they won't take up too much room while hiring a pull buggy is not too expensive.

Had a look at Anglesea when we were there in Oct but there was a "Vets Week of golf" on so couldn't have a hit - Lorne is a 9 hole course but very nice from all reports.

Tambo valley sounds good as we will be travelling with golfing friends.

Thanks for the info,

Hem 

[HEM19X]

Found another one:

Golf is like sex: afterwards you feel you should have scored at little better

Also

Q: What is the difference between a lost golf ball and the G-spot?

A: A man will spend 5 minutes looking for the lost golf ball

The other day I was playing golf and I hit two of my best balls.

I stepped on a rake.


Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?

A: A foursome

[Mace]

Had a look at Anglesea when we were there in Oct but there was a "Vets Week of golf" on so couldn't have a hit -

Angelsea is very nice, but the kangaroos dont move for anyone!  I had to shoo one out of the way when my ball stopped within 30cm of his tail.  Smacked another one lying down with a drive (first bounce) and all he did was look up and shake his head. 

 

[speewa158]

On the back 9 at Anglesea had a hook shot over a rise on a left hand fairway , pluged an Old Buck Roo .As he scratched his gut & looked at me  l decided to walk away quickly    ,   very quickly   .