What pick-up line worked for you?

[tracker]

With my movie star good looks, I don't need a pick-up line. 

They just throw themselves at me......

 Coughing ...Gagging.....Gezzzzzzzz....pmsl

                                                               Tracker.

[gordo350]

With my movie star good looks, I don't need a pick-up line. 

They just throw themselves at me......

This is why I dress like a carpenter during the week.  Stops the women throwing themselves at me

[Nomad]

Have to do this one after a few drinks with the intendee...but do it with a giggle and a smile it usually works

So I have only got a dollar left and was wondering if you'd like to go halves in a condom. I'll take the inside and you can take the outside.

 

[McTavish]

With Valentines day fast approaching my 12yo son tells me tonight he is going to try a line on one of the girls in his class (I'm listening with both fear and trepidation of the thought - for both he and the hapless and most probably unsuspecting girl).   

"You must be Wireless - I feel a connection"   

If he actually goes through with it I'll be surprised - kind of a bit proud that he's given it a go though???   I think???  Mmmmm Ok - not sure about that???

[oldmate]

With Valentines day fast approaching my 12yo son tells me tonight he is going to try a line on one of the girls in his class (I'm listening with both fear and trepidation of the thought - for both he and the hapless and most probably unsuspecting girl).   

"You must be Wireless - I feel a connection"   

If he actually goes through with it I'll be surprised - kind of a bit proud that he's given it a go though???   I think???  Mmmmm Ok - not sure about that???

Pmsl. Gold. Modern day pickup line. Hahaha

[wilson79]

Not something I have used...

Nice legs, what time to they open? I believe that the last thing you would hear is a slap across the cheek before hearing the sirens of an ambulance..