So, if some Shithead in a clown suit jumps out at you with a friggin chainsaw..... what the hell do you do.
Stand and fight and end up looking like a scene from Monty Python or run and scream like a girl and find ya self on you-tube.
Its easy to say you'd bash the prick and given the chance, we all would, but its easier said than done.
Ronald McDonald has a lot to answer for I reckon.